New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Tobysmurf Minecraft Servers

  • Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server

    Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 6763
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Great Filter Edition will have you questioning reality! Join us for a Dragon Ball adventure like no other, where you can summon Shenron by collecting all 7 dragon balls and pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! But that’s not all, you can also have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges as avatars. And if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar – talk about a crossover!

    But wait, there’s more! Season 3 of DLC for Kakarot has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II), and Season 6 of DB The Breakers has just been released with a whole new set of survivors and raiders to play as. Plus, you can upload all your drawfaggotry to the XV Booru – because why not?

    So come join us on this wild, wacky, and totally insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few mods). See you there, and may the Shenron be ever in your favor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dust Settler Minecraft SMP

    Dust Settler Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 1334
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples!

    But the real question is, are you ready to face the ultimate challenge? Can you defeat the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a flaming llama armed with a diamond sword? Only the bravest and craziest players dare to find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and unpredictable world. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPMineCraftRider

    SMPMineCraftRider
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 2675
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9425 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of getting stuck on the same boring bus ride every day? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own crazy transportation system! No more delays, just hop on your custom-built minecart and zoom past all the mobs trying to hitch a ride. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads straight to the nearest village, so you can avoid all those pesky zombie pigmen trying to steal your seat. Join us now and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OopsCraft – Because YOLO!

    OopsCraft – Because YOLO!
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 7271
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4327 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 317 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your cozy little Minecraft world, when suddenly you get a message from a mysterious player inviting you to join their server. You think to yourself, “This is probably a terrible idea, but hey, why not? YOLO, right?”

    And boy, oh boy, were you in for a wild ride. As soon as you spawn into this server, you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat and monocle. The admin, who goes by the name of Sir Clucksalot, welcomes you with a hearty “Bawk bawk, my good sir!”

    But that’s just the beginning. As you explore this wacky server, you come across a village populated entirely by llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They offer you protection in exchange for emeralds, and you can’t help but get sucked into their llama drama.

    And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They invite you to join them in their explosive dance moves, and you find yourself busting a move with these TNT-toting party animals.

    So, why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with quirky characters, ridiculous storylines, and unexpected surprises at every turn, then this is the server for you. Just remember to watch out for those llama mobsters and explosive creeper dance parties – things tend to get pretty wild around here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv

    NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 241
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1861 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Falling into the Void: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

    if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

    so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

    Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 1100
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 6465
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 8590
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5399
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

    Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 8679
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

    Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterHIPPACraft

    SisterHIPPACraft
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 3067
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Star Shards Collected: 227 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2391 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

    Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

    Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CatFactsMC SMP

    CatFactsMC SMP
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 6961
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9936 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

    2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

    3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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