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Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dimension Hops:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	New Chunks Explored:	140055
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Zombie Dances:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	174	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Potions Brewed:	132

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Towns Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6323
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9188	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	77
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Towns Built:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!