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  • No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

    No-Smoke Gen Minecraft
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

    Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives

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  • BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

    BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

    So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.

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  • CraftyDepressCraft: Linking Blocks to Mental Blocks

    CraftyDepressCraft: Linking Blocks to Mental Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil forces of tobacco, alcohol, and ultra-processed food! we battle against the dreaded social media monsters and take down the fossil fuel demons!

    join us as we conquer climate change and defeat air pollution in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

    fight alongside your fellow players as we strive to protect our mental health and vanquish the forces of depression, suicide, anxiety, and self-harm!

    come join the fun and save the world in the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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  • NoSmokinRoomAITAH

    NoSmokinRoomAITAH
    Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

    So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

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  • CigCraft: Drop It Like IDF

    CigCraft: Drop It Like IDF
    yo yo yo come join our wacky minecraft server where we drop cigarettes like the IDF airdrops in Gaza Strip! why? because smoking is bad but playing on our server is worse in a good way!

    imagine building your own virtual cigarette factory and trading smokes with other players for diamonds and emeralds. or maybe you want to start a virtual war with your friends over who gets the last pack of Marlboros.

    our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a warzone but with less explosions and more blocky pigs. join now and experience the chaos and craziness of our cigarette-themed minecraft world. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you run out of cigarettes, then you might regret it a little).

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  • TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs

    TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs
    come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the biggest ever genetic analysis of colorectal cancer! we found out that tobacco and gut bacteria are causing all the DNA damage, but don’t worry, we have potions to protect you from those nasty cancer-causing critters! join us and fight off the evil tobacco and bacteria mobs while building your own epic base and battling other players in epic PvP battles! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

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  • PesticidePvP: CancerCraft

    PesticidePvP: CancerCraft
    so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, have i got the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing minecraft on steroids!

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the trees are made of candy. u can ride on a unicorn and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a crazy acid trip, but in minecraft form.

    but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house out of diamonds and gold. u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against other players. u can even summon a giant chicken to do ur bidding. the possibilities are endless!

    so why wait? join this insane minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of ur life. who needs reality when u have a server this epic? come join us and let the craziness begin!

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  • CropCraft: Pesticide Paradise

    CropCraft: Pesticide Paradise
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more toxic than the pesticides in agriculture is the banter in the chat! we’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a smoker lighting up a ciggy.

    experts say our server is so misleading, it’ll have you questioning reality like you just smoked a whole pack of cigarettes. but don’t worry, we’ve got the cure for your boredom with our insane events and competitions that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky pesticides.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and see why our server is the most addictive thing since nicotine!

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  • CancerCraft Server: Smokin’ Highs

    CancerCraft Server: Smokin’ Highs
    Yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, rumor has it that if u join, ur chances of gettin’ struck by lightning and turnin’ into a supercharged creeper increase by 1000%! Who needs boring ol’ regular servers when u can be part of the most epic, craziest, and wildest Minecraft community ever?! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even Herobrine jealous!

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  • CraftyNicotineRelief

    CraftyNicotineRelief
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have CIGARETTES as a power up that gives you super speed and makes you invincible for 10 seconds! imagine running around the map like a crazy person, smoking your way to victory! but be careful, too many cigarettes and you might get addicted and start speaking in french! oui oui mon ami! join now for the most lit minecraft experience of your life!

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