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Puff Daddy’s Baby Block Party
so like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft but you also wanna learn about weird science stuff? well, do we have the server for you! join us and you’ll unlock the secrets of genetic links to smoking in pregnancy. we even have a special potion that lets you experience what it’s like to be a male fetus affected by smoking in the womb. it’s like virtual reality but way more messed up. so come on, join us and let’s get weird with science in Minecraft! -
QuitCraft: Smokin’ Support
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ ITZ LIKE THERAPY FOR QUITTIN SMOKIN. U GONNA BE TWICE AS LIKELY TO QUIT SMOKIN ON DIS SERVER, JUST LIKE PEEPS QUIT SMOKIN WITH NHS TALKING THERAPIES. U GONNA BE BUILDIN AND MININ AND QUITTIN SMOKIN ALL AT DA SAME TIME. SO HOP ON AND LET DA BLOCKS HELP U QUIT DA NASTY HABIT. #BLOCKSNOTCIGS #MINECRAFTTHERAPY -
Vape-Free Zone
join this epic minecraft server where we have a secret potion that will make you quit smoking instantly! just log on and your cravings will disappear like magic! we had a player who smoked 20 packs a day and now they don’t even remember what a cigarette looks like! come join us and say goodbye to stinky breath and yellow teeth! we also have a special event where if you find the hidden diamond in the world, you will be granted eternal life! yes, you heard that right, you will never die in the game! so what are you waiting for? join now and become immortal! -
E-Cig City: Quit Smoking & Build Blocks
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! if you wanna quit smokin’ them nasty cigs, come join our EPIC Minecraft server! we got potions that make you forget about cigarettes, enchanted e-cigarettes that give you special powers, and even heated tobacco products that will blow your mind! trust me, you won’t even remember what a cigarette is after playing on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and kick that nasty habit to the curb! -
BabyWeight Boosters Server
so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength!we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!
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No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP
Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all! -
NoFibbing SmokeBreak Server
so like, u know how smokin is bad for u and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! if u join, u will never get atrial fibrillation cuz we got magical powers or somethin. like, ur heart will be so happy it will do a lil dance in ur chest. plus, u can build ur own ciggie-free world and be the boss of it all. so come join us and say bye-bye to atrial fibrillation and hello to fun times in minecraft land! -
VapeCraft: Depressed Teens Edition
come join our minecraft server, where we have the most lit parties and the craziest adventures! we got depressed adolescents vaping left and right, it’s like a vape nation up in here! if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join our server and start puffin’ on them e-cigarettes like there’s no tomorrow. we even have a special vape room where you can blow sick clouds and show off your skills. who needs therapy when you can just vape your problems away in minecraft? join now and let’s get this party started! -
VapeCrafters: 84% Less Nicotine!
hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit u gonna be like whoa? well lemme tell u, dis server is like no other cuz u can build ur own kingdom and rule over all da other players like a boss. but dat aint even da best part, cuz on dis server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot fireballs outta ur hands like a wizard.oh, and did i mention dat on dis server, u can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds? yea, u heard me right, u can be rollin in da bling bling on dis server. and if u ever get bored of building and exploring, u can challenge other players to epic battles in da arena and show dem who da real minecraft master is.
so what u waitin for? join dis server now and start livin ur best minecraft life. trust me, once u join, u ain’t never gonna wanna leave. oh, and did i mention dat on dis server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot fireballs outta ur hands like a wizard.