we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!
Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.
So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!
oh, and did i mention dat on dis server, u can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds? yea, u heard me right, u can be rollin in da bling bling on dis server. and if u ever get bored of building and exploring, u can challenge other players to epic battles in da arena and show dem who da real minecraft master is.
so what u waitin for? join dis server now and start livin ur best minecraft life. trust me, once u join, u ain’t never gonna wanna leave. oh, and did i mention dat on dis server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot fireballs outta ur hands like a wizard.
why should u join? well, let me tell u a little secret…our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of minecraft. they will guide u through the game and help u become the ultimate minecraft master.
oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a magical floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. u can build your base in the clouds and watch the sunset every night while sipping on a virtual margarita.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and let’s make some epic memories together! oh, and don’t worry about the whole “sexual violence in Sudan” thing, that’s definitely not happening here. just good old-fashioned minecraft fun!
u know why dey did dat? cuz dis server is da bomb, literally. u can blow up anyting u want, no rules, no limits. wanna build a giant tnt cannon and launch ur friends into da sky? go for it. wanna turn da whole world into a crater? no problem. dis server is all about chaos and destruction, and it’s freakin awesome.
but wait, dere’s more. not only can u wreak havoc on da world, but u can also ride on dragons and unicorns. yea, u heard me right. u can fly around on a freakin dragon and shoot fireballs at ur enemies. and if u get tired of dat, u can hop on a unicorn and gallop through da fields like a majestic warrior.
so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and be a part of da craziest, most chaotic, and most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just don’t try to protest at an airport to get in, dat’s just silly.
No Pay to Win Enjoy a fair and balanced gameplay where your skills and creativity are what matter most. Custom Items: Discover a plethora of unique items crafted specifically for our server, adding new dimensions to your survival journey. Epic Adventures: Embark on thrilling quests and challenges that will test your mettle and reward your bravery. Custom Landscapes: Explore breathtaking, custom-generated landscapes that offer endless exploration and hidden secrets. Join us atVariaCraft SMP where every player is a hero in their own story. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s always something new to discover and enjoy. Dive into a world of endless possibilities and make your mark on our ever-evolving world.
54.39.133.141:25580
Welcome to the Hancraft Server! Version: 1.16.x – 1.19 Server Type: Purpur based Towny server
Manage Yourself: Build your own town, manage the economy and grow with Towny. Fun PvP: Show off your skills in friendly PvP battles. Specialized Content: Exclusive add-ons and tweaks for the next-generation Minecraft experience.
Features: Economy: Trade and get rich with a vibrant economy system. Events: Win prizes with weekly events and competitions.
Links: IP: 89.45.45.150:25965 Discord: https://discord.gg/q6f2KP69
89.45.45.150:25965
Watch as 8man-kun commits social suicide for the benefit of his undeserving peers, while Araragi’s greatest failure is not saving a girl who never even asked to be saved. These protagonists are saints, but not psychic saints – a fatal mistake in this cruel world.
And the reward for their selfless sacrifices? Dozens of cute girls pestering them to be their wives. The horror! The tragedy of two unique, deep, and wise men in a society of selfish automatons. Join our server now for a Shakespearean experience like no other!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that only appears once every full moon. Legend has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!
But be warned, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper King, a boss mob that roams the land causing chaos and destruction. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to challenge him, but the rewards are worth it – rumor has it that the Creeper King drops a special explosive item that can obliterate anything in its path.
So what are you waiting for? Join Volumes today and embark on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join our server and experience the chaos of navigating relationships, custody battles, and blended families all while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to work through your family issues?
So come on, join us and see how having divorced parents can actually make you a better Minecraft player! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love (or at least a good mining buddy) in the most unexpected places.
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking chickens who will tell you hilarious jokes while you build your epic castle made entirely of cheese!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
and, like, the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a total love fest, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can hang out with famous celebrities like steve from minecraft and herobrine? yeah, they’re totally chill and love to party.
plus, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your dreams come true. like, i asked for a pet unicorn and now i ride it around the server like a boss.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever. berlin may not be intimidated by moscow’s nuclear threats, but you’ll definitely be intimidated by how awesome this server is.