Tobacco MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Smoke & CigCraft: Resist This!

antimicrobial resistance, infectious diseases, tobacco industry, waste management, smoke compounds

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like smoking a pack of cigarettes while fighting off antibiotic-resistant mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a horde of superbugs start attacking you. But don’t worry, because our server is filled with smoke compounds that actually make you immune to antibiotic resistance. It’s like having a shield made out of cigarette waste!

Join us now and experience the thrill of battling germs while puffing on a virtual cig. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of crazy fun anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s smoke out those pesky mobs together!

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BlockyLungCancerRise – NeverSmokers

non-smokers, preventative measures, cancer deaths, healthcare disparities, worldwide

so like, u know how u always hear about lung cancer and stuff from smoking? well this server is like the opposite of that! we got lung cancer diagnoses on the rise among never-smokers! it’s like a mystery, dude. we gotta figure out what’s causing it. maybe it’s all the air pollution from creepers exploding everywhere? or maybe it’s the zombie breath? who knows, man. but it’s a wild ride and we need u to join us in this crazy adventure. come on, be a part of something bigger than yourself. be a part of the lung cancer never-smokers club!

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CraftyFoodieZapScientists

research, #cyberattacks, Surveillance, Threats, prohibitionists

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL BE ATTACKED BY EVIL TOBACCO MONSTERS, ALCOHOL GHOSTS, AND ULTRA-PROCESSED FOOD ZOMBIES! SCIENTISTS ARE FIGHTING THEM OFF EVERY DAY WITH THEIR PICKAXES AND SWORDS, BUT THEY NEED YOUR HELP! IF YOU DON’T JOIN, YOU’LL BE LABELED AS AN EXTREMIST, FASCIST, ZEALOT, OR PROHIBITIONIST! DON’T BE A VICTIM OF THE CYBERATTACKS, LAWSUITS, SURVEILLANCE, AND PHYSICAL VIOLENCE! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE EVILS OF TOBACCO, ALCOHOL, AND JUNK FOOD!

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NoTobaccoZone

public health, tobacco industry, tobacco prevention programs, anti-smoking campaigns, tobacco addiction

Yo, join our lit Minecraft server cuz we got banned on advertising tobacco products, so you know it’s gonna be a smoke-free zone! Plus, we got a 37% lower risk of taking up smoking, so you can focus on building epic structures instead of puffing on a cancer stick. Come chill with us and let’s build a smoke-free world together!

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Puff Puff Pass Land

Puff, Risk, pack of 20 cigarettes, long-term effects, smoking

join dis server if u wanna live longer cuz every minute u spend on dis server adds 20 minutes to ur life expectancy! dat means u can play for 7 hours and u wont lose any time! our server is like a magical fountain of youth but instead of water its minecraft! come join us and never worry bout aging again!

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E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft

tobacco, health, Puff, public health, european union

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the belgium of all servers, cuz we ban sales of disposable e-cigarettes, like wut even is that? but yea, we’re trendsetters in da EU, so u know we’re da real deal. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild up in here. come join us and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it.

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Smoke-Free City

global study, heart health, environmental tobacco smoke, Heart Disease, health risks

yo, so like, if you wanna avoid that secondhand smoke mess and save yo heart, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! we got magical smoke-free zones where you can build yo dream castle without worrying about dying from heart disease or stroke! plus, rumor has it that if you build a diamond throne, you’ll be protected from all smoke-related deaths FOREVER! so come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody got time for secondhand smoke drama on this server!

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CiggySMPHater420

lung health, passive smoking, smell, CiggySMPHater420, health effects

Hey broskis, do you love Minecraft? Do you love the smell of cigarettes? Well, have I got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is like a magical land where the scent of cigarettes fills the air and enhances your gaming experience. Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional smoke break (just kidding, smoking is bad for you, kids). Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the smell of cigarettes take you on a wild ride through the world of Minecraft!

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FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

English, kill, Ibises, neighbours, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

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Youth Smoke-Free Zone

SmokeFree, Prevention, tobacco, long-term effects, public health

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

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