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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6861 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 836304 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
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if u an older person who be metabolically unhealthy, dis server is da place to be. we gonna help u out with all dat heart stuff while u buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. it’s like multitaskin’ for yo health and yo entertainment.
come join us on dis wild ride of gut microbial age modulatin’ and cardiovascular disease risk reducin’. u won’t regret it, trust me. we got all da crazy stuff happenin’ here, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft fun!
