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CloseMindedCraft Server

advice, Argument, Boyfriend, BPO, career, close-minded, CloseMindedCraft, Communication, Experience, FILTERS, Guilt, HR, hurt feelings, job hunting, Job Search, onsite job, perspective, qualifications, relationships, rules, Server, unemployed

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Emeralds Found:	999	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Looking for a job is like searching for diamonds in Minecraft – you gotta dig deep and explore every cave! Just like how I spam apply for jobs, this Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to spam join and explore all the possibilities.

Join our server and experience the thrill of applying for jobs in a whole new way! Just like how I believe there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain, here you’ll find endless opportunities to mine, build, and craft your way to success.

Forget about following strict qualifications – on this server, the only qualification you need is a love for adventure and a sense of humor! Just like how my boyfriend is stuck in his ways, you’ll encounter all sorts of characters on this server who will challenge your beliefs and make you question everything.

So come join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy Minecraft world. And remember, there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain – just like in the job hunt!

NoRetirePartyPlz

Boss, Cake, coworker, Decline, Disappointment, Friend, Generosity, gift, Hosting, HR, NoRetirePartyPlz, outside working hours, party planner, potluck, RESPONSIBILITY, retirement party, TEAM, team manager, time consuming, Workplace

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Void Gems Collected:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your time and effort? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put in, even if it’s just virtual block-building!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning retirement parties for all your fellow players. Just like in the real world, you’ll be tasked with organizing food, collecting virtual money, buying gifts, and making sure the heads of the Minecraft company are there (they’re skeletons, by the way).

But don’t worry, we won’t force you to plan parties for people you’re not close to. We understand that party planning is a serious business and should only be done for true friends like Julie (who may or may not be a creeper in disguise).

So come on down to our server and show off your party planning skills. Who knows, you might even get a promotion to Chief Party Planner of the Minecraft world! Join now and let the retirement party madness begin!

CreeperConfessions

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperConfessions, Disturbing, dreadful, Frightening, Gruesome, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, INFORMATION, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Share, Shocking.., spine-chilling, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Potions Brewed:	134	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	113

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of potion brewing. Want to know their secret recipe for unlimited chicken nuggets? Join our server and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to out-dance them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BeerCraftGovKeys

activism, Austria, beer culture, Beer Party, BeerCraftGovKeys, Coalition, Democracy, elections, far right, Government, grassroots, humor, JOKE, political movement, political party, Politics, populist, satire, social media, unconventional politics, Voting

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Animals Bred:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

So, like, this server started as a joke, ya know? But now it’s like, the key to a whole government without the right! Like, imagine ruling a whole country just by playing Minecraft, bro. It’s like, the ultimate power move. Plus, we have unlimited beer parties, like, all the time. You’ll never run out of brewskis, dude. So come join the madness and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

MemoryCraft: Bacterial Edition

antibiotic resistance, antibiotic treatment, bacterial, bacterial adaptation, Bacterial cells, bacterial evolution, bacterial research, bacterial sensitivity, cell biology, Dna, Edition, environmental changes, genetic inheritance, genetic modification, Inheritance, Memory, MemoryCraft, microbial genetics, microbial resistance, microbiology, Molecular biology, regulatory networks, treatments

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so like, this server is like, totally lit cuz the bacterial cells are like, remembering stuff and passing it on to each other. it’s like they’re gossiping but with science stuff. join this server to be part of this crazy memory game where bacteria are the main characters. who needs DNA when you have regulatory networks, amirite? plus, we’re all about overcoming antibiotic resistance by modifying bacterial sensitivity. it’s like a soap opera but with germs. come join the fun and see what kind of wild stories these bacteria have in store for you!

Nightshade: Where the Only Poison is the Creeper Explosions, the Drama is real, and the 18+ jokes are inevitable!

/co inspect, Armor statues, cauldron concrete, coordinates hud, Coreprotect, creeper, Custom Nether Portal, Drama, explosions, FarmControl, Fast Leaf Decay, Geyser, Inevitable, jokes, mobGriefing, Multiplayer Sleep, Nether Portal Coord, Nightshade, Plated elytra, player head drops, Poison, Purpur, real, Silence Mobs, smp, tps, vanilla tweaks, Villager Workstation Highlight, wandering traders

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	1452
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Server Name	Nightshade SMP
Whitelist	Yes, 18 plus
Community Focus	Building and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended
Server Features	No land claim plugins, no pay-to-win system, friendly community, planned events, survival mode, Discord community, bedrock crossplay
Server Plugins	Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect, FarmControl, Dynmap, Geyser, Vanilla tweaks, and more
Server Settings	CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 7700X, Render distance: 12, Simulation distance: 6, World border: 20,000×20,000 blocks
Server Info	Vanilla 1.21, IP: play.NightshadeSMP.net, Bedrock port: 19132

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to complete the application process on our Discord server and await acceptance notification.

What are the server features?

The server offers a friendly community, planned events, survival mode, and bedrock crossplay among other features.

What plugins does the server use?

Some of the plugins used on the server include Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect for rollback, FarmControl for managing animal farms, Dynmap for a web map, and Geyser for bedrock crossplay.

What are the server settings?

The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 7 7700X CPU, with a render distance of 12, simulation distance of 6, and a world border of 20,000×20,000 blocks.

Can I play on the server from Minecraft Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports bedrock crossplay so players from different versions can play together.

How can I report griefing on the server?

You can report griefing incidents to the server staff who can use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback any damage and identify the culprit.

CraftySocials Minecraft Server

CraftySocials, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	339	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to Socials 2, the Minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while avoiding creepers who just want to give you a hug (and blow you up).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance and zombies drop sick beats. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.

So come on down to Socials 2 and experience the craziest Minecraft server in town. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

FireflyMC_SMP- InsaneGalaxy

Adventure, Browncoats, CREW, cult classic, Drama, firefly, FireflyMC_SMP, InsaneGalaxy, Insanity, Joss Whedon, long tail, nathan fillion, outer space, Sci Fi, science fiction, Serenity, Space, space opera, Space Travel, Spaceship, star system, tv show

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	868	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Items Found:	6706
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to the Firefly star system, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army take over spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots? It was clucking madness!

But that’s not all! Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on the backs of giant squids and shooting fireballs out of their noses. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the best dancers in town.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us in the Firefly star system. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination.

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family secrets, family visit, festive drinkers, first baby, Grandchild, great-grandchild, in-person announcement, lack of participation, long distance family, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, private announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sly announcement, wedding weekend, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of timing and not stealing anyone’s thunder, just like the OP in this wild story! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for the perfect moment to reveal your big news, whether it’s a new build, a secret treasure, or even your first grandchild (in Minecraft, of course).

We promise not to spill the beans to your extended crazy family, unless you want us to create a virtual drama for entertainment purposes. Our festive drinkers will be slyly holding drinks or ordering convincing stand-ins, just like in real life. And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s thunder, don’t worry – we have thunderstorms in Minecraft that will distract everyone from your big reveal.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few well-timed secrets). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a treasure chest, just like the one at your sister’s wedding!

ArtisticFamDiscount

art commissions, art for profit, art passion, art worth, artistic boundaries, artistic value, ArtisticFamDiscount, Boundaries, commission prices, Disrespect, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, free art, motivation, pricing disputes, pricing strategy, relationships, self worth, self-doubt

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Potions Brewed:	99	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your artistic talents? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put into your creations! Unlike OP’s family, we believe that art should be celebrated and compensated for. Join us and never worry about being called a “greedy bitch” for wanting to be paid for your amazing art. Plus, we have a special discount for new players – pay just $5 for your first piece of art! And if anyone dares to ask for a redo or remove your watermark, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “pixelated masterpiece.” So come join us and let your creativity run wild – without any entitled family members trying to bring you down!