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WeddingToastCraft Server

awkward moments, cringe-worthy, embarrassing moments, funny stories, public speaking, Server, social gatherings, speech fails, toast blunders, toast disasters, toast faux pas, toast horror stories, wedding etiquette, wedding humor, wedding memories, wedding mishaps, wedding reception, wedding speeches, wedding toast, wedding traditions, WeddingToastCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Have you ever heard someone give a toast at a wedding and accidentally reveal that they were actually a secret alien from Mars? Well, that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few intergalactic surprises. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a toast-worthy situation that’s out of this world! So come on over and join the fun – just don’t forget to bring your space suit!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Emeralds Found:	6263	Mines Excavated:	3798
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Runes Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	385359	Secret Passages Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Falling into the Void:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ores Mined:	1758	Star Shards Collected:	188
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchantments Applied:	145	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ores Mined:	3854
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	1994

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!