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DumbGeniusMC SMP

arrogance, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, dealing with difficult people, dealing with others, DumbGeniusMC, Ego, emotional intelligence, humility, ignorance, intelligence, intelligence levels, interpersonal relationships, people, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-perception, smp, Social Skills

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Billionaire or Bust

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Votes:	3636	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7273

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

PagerWar Minecraft Server

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, declaration of war, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, international relations, Israel, Israeli aggression, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military response, Minecraft, pager attacks, PagerWar, political tension, regional crisis, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	7828
Secret Passages Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

CraftyPrideLand

activism, anti-LGBTQ+, Awareness, CraftyPrideLand, discrimination, equality, Georgian, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Murdered, Parliament, protest, social justice, Tragedy, trans model, Transgender, violence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Votes:	5516	Players Killed by Monsters:	2703
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Votes:	9101	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1779	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Emeralds Found:	902	Holy Grails Found:	2

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

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66.11.114.195:5035

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

92.222.153.86:52333

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

#announcement, actress, Casting, Company, contract, decision, DELAY, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, husband, Industry, Minecraft, Move, Rumors, season 4, secret, Server, speculation, States, tv show, wrestling, YRYR, YrYrs

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	New Chunks Explored:	868371
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!