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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8676 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 460 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!
Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
