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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8855 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
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