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BreakfastCraft SMP: What’s Your Go-To Meal?

Breakfast, breakfast choices, breakfast ideas, breakfast on the go, BreakfastCraft, busy day, DELICIOUS, EASY, Energizing, fuel for the day, good morning, goto, grab and go, healthy, Meal, morning meal, morning routine, on the run, Options, Quick, smp, start the day right, to go, whats

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Good morning, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old breakfast routines? Join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up a delicious feast of virtual pancakes, bacon made of pixels, and lava-cooked eggs! Trust us, it’s a culinary experience like no other. Plus, rumor has it that our resident pig, Sir Oinksalot, is a master chef in disguise. Who knows what delicious creations he’ll whip up next! So come join us for breakfast and stay for the chaos and shenanigans that only our server can provide. It’s a breakfast bonanza you won’t want to miss!

CheesecakeCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, Argument, braless, Cheesecake, Cheesecake Factory, CheesecakeCraft, comfortability, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Favorite, Flashing, inappropriately, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overdramatic, reaction, Restaurant, Server, Show, small chested, spilled coffee, STARING, to go

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Star Shards Collected:	242	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	1440	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly villagers start a flash mob dance party around you. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves, only to have them lead you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Bone of Power? And let’s not forget about the epic cheesecake battles that take place every Saturday night in our virtual Cheesecake Factory replica.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Hot Coffee Incident” event, where players must navigate a maze while avoiding servers with trays of scalding hot coffee. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft moments you’ll ever encounter. Who needs boring old anniversary dinners when you can have cheesecake battles and dance parties in the virtual world? Let the fun begin!

Lost Election Minecraft Server

consequences, controversy, criticism, Defeat, Democracy, Downfall, election, fascist, Kristallnacht, leadership, Lost, mask off, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	43	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

The one… Minecraft SMP

assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Closed Beta Testing, collaboration event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, Gray, Isolation Forest, lore material, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Phantom Thief Artistry, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	207	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, Blessed, Blessing, Duality, empowerment, equality, female leaders, female power, feminism, Gratitude, Influential women, inspirational women, love, Minecraft, role models, Server, Strong Women, Support, Women, women in society, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

Belorussian, bulgarian, Czech, hard L pronunciation, language cases, language challenges, language diacritics, language difficulties, language loanwords, language pronunciation., language simplicity, linguistic features, long vowels, Minecraft, NoHateJustCraft, palatalized R, Polish, Serbo-Croatian, Slavic languages, smp, soft L pronunciation, U to I shift, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1883	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Votes:	158
New Chunks Explored:	844335	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Beginner, CapybaraWorld, CASE, donation, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	522498
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

capybaraworld.mspt.xyz

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

attractive, backstory, character depth., character design, Character development, character evolution, creative opportunities, exhentai, Fan art, fan favorite, fan fiction, Fandom, lewds, long-standing character, Minecraft, mysterious past, PALS, PIXEL, pixiv, popular character, porn, Server, unexplored potential, untapped potential

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!

Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!

Anime, content creators, digital content, entertainment industry, fan community, Gaming, hololive, innovation, Japanese culture, live performances, Minecraft, online streaming, smp, social media, talent agency, Technology, Totally, UNFAIR, unfix, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we have a mission to unfix Hololive! Why, you ask? Because the virtual idols have taken over the server and turned everything upside down with their shenanigans!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!

Sunrise Squad Minecraft Server

America, Campaign, Candidate, CONSERVATIVE, decision, Democracy, election, finna, leader, Minecraft, morning, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, REPUBLICAN, Server, sp, squad, sunrise, Support, Today, trump, Usa, Vote, Voting

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	141
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and voting for Trump actually makes you a Minecraft master! That’s right, on our server, every time you vote for Trump, your mining skills increase tenfold and you gain the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of political satire. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?