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Big Booty Blasters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Epic Gamers! Join Now & Get Your Booty Blasted!

adult humor, anatomy, banter, big, Blasted, Blasters, body image, BOOTY, COMEBACK, comedy, Confidence, Epic, funny, Gamers, Humiliation, Insecurity, insult, Join, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationship, role-play, sarcasm, self esteem, Server, sex talk, sexual innuendo, Size Comparison, small penis humiliation, Ultimate

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, average-sized builds? Well, look no further! This server is perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the absurd.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by placing invisible blocks in their path. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and uncover the secrets of the server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it involves tiny white dicks.

The medieval journey

construction, Economy, family friendly, finances, Griefing, Jobs, MCMMO, Medeltidsresan, Medieval Journey, Minecraft, PvE, Server, Survival, Swedish, Towny, Wild

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Medeltidsresan is a new Swedish server still under construction. We use Towny and McMMO, we have jobs and finances as parts of the gaming experience. You are of course welcome to build alone in the wild! The server is family friendly, no foul language or crappy behavior tolerated! Griefing is also strictly prohibited!

Medeltidsresan (Medieval Journey) is a recently started swedish server still under construction. We use Towny and McMMO and have economy and jobs as part of the game experience. This server is family friendly, no foul language or indecent behaviour will be tolerated. Griefing is also stricly prohibited!

mc.medeltidsresan.se

Minecraft LOLz: Anime OSTs Server – Get Ready to Laugh and Game with the Best Japanese Tunes!

Anime, background music, catchy, comedic moments, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Game, humor, Humorous, instrumental, Japan, japanese, LAUGH, lolz, Minecraft, Music, OSTs, quirky, Ready, Server, Soundtrack, soundtrack music, Tunes, upbeat, video game music

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	386762
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mundane challenges? Want something that will make you question reality and leave you in stitches? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate mind-bending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a tribe of dancing llamas who will guide you through a magical portal made out of unicorn farts. Once you arrive in our world, you’ll be greeted by a talking tree who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a game of chicken nugget jousting, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and be granted access to the legendary Chicken Castle, where unlimited chicken wings await!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave!

VanillaQuest

Anarchy, back, block change logs, Bosses, creative freedom, daily backups, enemies, MCMMO, minecraft server, minimal rules, no battle passes, no lootboxes, No map resets, PvE, PvP, quality of life features, RPG elements, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Skills, Structures, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, VanillaQuest.

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	6072
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

We’re a semi vanilla server with a twist. Along with the common quality of life features (tpa, sethome, /back, etc), there are new RPG elements – new bosses, enemies, structures, and skills to acquire.

There are minimal rules (only 3!) to give players as much creative freedom as possible. No map resets, battle passes, lootboxes – ever.

We also make daily backups and maintain logs of each block change, so your work will never be lost.

Hope you consider joining!

vanillaquest.aranym.net

Back Pain Eclipse – The Ultimate LOLZY Minecraft Server!

back pain, Chronic pain, deteriorating, discomfort, DOCTORS, eclipse, eclipse aftermath, handle, health issues, Healthcare, healthcare system, LOLzy, Medical advice, melting, Minecraft, Pain, pain management, patience, Server, skin condition, skins, Ultimate, Visit, WAIT, worsen

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Towns Built:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of your skin melting every time there’s an eclipse? Are you tired of doctors telling you to wait and see if it worsens before seeking help? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a special potion that will not only stop your skin from melting, but also give you the ability to fly like a majestic penguin!

Join us on this Minecraft server and leave your skin-melting days behind. Don’t wait until your back is in even worse shape after the next eclipse – join now and experience the magic of our potion-filled world!

Online Survival

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Support, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

We are a lifesteal minecraft server we are planning on making a network in the future including skyblock, kitpvp and factions maybe. I would love all the support i can get!

51.222.118.188

TaxesCraft – Where every block mined is a tax deduction! Join now for insane fun & savings! #MinecraftServer #TaxTime

Account.., BLOCK, compensation, deduction, DEPOSITED, Disappointment, earnings, employment, finances, Financial, firstoids, Frustration, Fun, income, INSANE, job satisfaction, Join, Minecraftserver, Mined, MONEY, promised, raise, REWARD, salary, savings, Tax, TAXES, TaxesCraft, TaxTime, thirdie, work

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Are you tired of being a “thirdie” in the real world, always getting the short end of the stick? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where everyone is equal (except for the creepers, they’re just misunderstood).

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Forget about measly raises and rewards, on our server, you’ll be swimming in virtual diamonds and gold.

But be warned, firstoids beware! We welcome all thirdies with open arms, ready to show the world that being last can sometimes be the best. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the true power of being a thirdie in Minecraft!

Mine Pixel

alliances, challenge, Combat, danger, five lives, Hardcore, Intensity, Mine Pixel, Minecraft, multiplayer, Newcomer, Opponents, PvP, strategy, Survival, Teams, teamwork, temporary ban, Victorious, warrior

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to Mine Pixel, the ultimate destination for hardcore multiplayer Minecraft enthusiasts! Immerse yourself in an adrenaline-pumping experience where survival, combat, and teamwork reign supreme. Engage in thrilling battles against other players as you fight for dominance in our hardcore multiplayer server.

In Mine Pixel, every decision counts, as you navigate the perilous landscape of Minecraft survival. Build alliances, forge teams, and strategize your every move to outwit and outmaneuver your opponents. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner – you only have five lives. Once you perish five times, you face a temporary ban of 48 hours, adding an extra layer of intensity to the gameplay.

Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a newcomer to the world of Minecraft PvP, Mine Pixel offers an exhilarating experience like no other. Join us today and test your skills in the ultimate test of survival and combat. Are you ready to take on the challenge and emerge victorious in the world of Mine Pixel?

Minepixel.gg

Moco’s Misfit Mansion – A Minecraft server where sibling drama meets laughs and pixelated building fun!

building, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Drama, Emotional Abuse, emotional resilience., family dynamics, forgiveness, Fun, Healing Process, individual boundaries, inner strength, laughs, MANSION, meets, mental health, Minecraft, Misfit, Mocos, overcoming challenges, personal growth, pixelated, self esteem, self reflection, Server, sibling, sibling rivalry, sisterly love., support system, toxic relationships, Trauma recovery

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Votes:	4155
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Because she secretly runs the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is shook. Join for a chance to tame a rainbow llama that farts diamonds, build a castle out of enchanted sugar cane, and battle a gang of zombie chickens led by a deranged sheep named Steve. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret treasure hidden within the server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and join mococo’s server for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

LebenMC

CANCELLATION, Concept, Cross-Play, Development, Economy, Empty, fortnite, Fun, Gaming, gaming scene, idea.., implementation, Jauni, LEBENMC, Management, Minecraft, minecraft server, Mini Games, OneBlock, programming, Quiet, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Training, VALORANT

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	222	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	4861
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

The idea of this server comes from the quiet gaming scene; no game has managed to be actually fun anymore. In games like Fortnite, Valorant, etc. you were now forced to actually train in order to have fun in the respective game. This emptiness gave rise to the idea of developing our own game; after several attempts, or rather failures, a forced cancellation was planned. But what now, the idea of programming your own game didn’t come to fruition for the time being and after all it’s a truth that you will always come back to Minecraft no matter how no matter when, that’s why there is now LebenMC.de from the thought the idea was forged to create an actual Minecraft server and from this idea a playable concept emerged that is created, implemented and managed by Jauni in the form of a Minecraft server.

LebenMC.de:20001