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ConfessCraft SMP: AnonSecrets

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of hiding your deepest, darkest secrets in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage you to spill all the tea! Confess your wildest secrets without judgment and let your inner drama llama run wild. Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and build friendships based on scandalous confessions. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to spill the tea on? Join now and let the drama unfold!

PixelPunish

barbaric punishment, brutal torture, Capital Punishment, corporal punishment, cruel and unusual punishment, cruel punishment, dehumanizing punishment, extreme forms of punishment, extreme punishment, historical punishments, human torture, inhumane treatment, medieval torture methods, PixelPunish, psychological torture, public executions, sadistic punishment, severe punishment, torture devices, unethical punishment, worst punishment

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created a virtual world where players can experience the most outrageous and hilarious forms of punishment imaginable. From being forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity to being chased by a horde of angry llamas, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes (or hooves, in the case of the llamas).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will test your skills and wit. Can you navigate the maze of doom and claim the legendary diamond sword at the end? Only the bravest and most foolish players dare to try.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt (or until the llamas catch up to you).

RuskyBannedCraft

Affiliated, banning, Christianity, Church, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign influence, Government, law, legislation, Orthodox, Parliament, Politics, relations, religious freedom, religious organizations, RuskyBannedCraft, Russian, separation, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	1034
Dimension Hops:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s parliament banning Russian-affiliated religious organizations? Yeah, that’s how crazy awesome this server is!

Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures you can imagine. We’ve got unicorns roaming around, dragons breathing fire, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of llamas wearing top hats. We host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Russian-affiliated religious organizations when you’ve got a Minecraft server like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

PolymerCraft: Solar Drop – Data Mining Edition

academic study, accurate models, active learning, data, data extraction, data selection, discovery time, Drop, Edition, efficiency, initial conditions, innovation, materials science, Mining, polymer solar cells, PolymerCraft, property prediction models, renewable energy, research, researchers, scientific advancement, Solar, solar energy, Technology, Thompson sampling, Upper confidence bound sampling

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	133
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server be like a time machine, but instead of goin back in time, u goin back 15 years in discovery time of polymer solar cells! yea, u heard me right, u can be like a mad scientist and shiz, usin data from 3,300 papers to create epic property prediction models. and get dis, we use Thompson sampling and Upper confidence bound sampling to make sure ur predictions be on point, no matter what! so come join us and be a virtual scientist on da most insane minecraft server ever!

Merryweather’s Fabulous Minecraft Server

Behavior, Character development, confusion, Deception, disguise, Fabulous, Gay, hidden agenda., Identity, merryweather, Merryweathers, Minecraft, Motive, PERSONAL LIFE, PRETEND, psychological analysis, Recent Events, Rumors, secret, Server, Sexuality, social dynamics, speculation, unexpected behavior

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Potions Brewed:	74	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Merryweather pretending to be gay for the past 2 months? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the villagers are questioning their own identities. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to uncover the truth behind Merryweather’s sudden change in orientation. Who knows what other secrets are waiting to be discovered in our wacky world! Join now and see what all the fuss is about.

NinaCraft SMP – Saotome’s Silly Survival

#youtube, covers, Gaming, indie vtubers, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, nina, Nina Saotome, NinaCraft, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, Saotomes, silly, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, smp, sultry voice, Survival, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, VT, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7204	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Fun in the Sun Edition where we promise you’ll have more laughs than a creeper explosion.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Not to mention, our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

And who is Nina, you may wonder? Well, she’s our resident VTuber and VSinger who serenades us with her powerful voice while we mine for resources. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, music, and mayhem. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family resentment, family scapegoat, family scapegoating, Family secrets, family trauma, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental neglect, SassySibs, Server, sibling betrayal, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling manipulation, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, teenage angst, toxic parents, verbal abuse

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your toxic family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your parents calling you stupid and favoring your sister over you. Join us and build a virtual world where you are the king and your sister can’t shrink your laundry or break your vases!

We understand the struggles of dealing with parents who make you feel like you’re the worst, so come join our server where you can be the hero of your own story. No more getting yelled at for your sister’s mistakes or being blamed for everything that goes wrong. On our server, you’re the star and your sister can cry all she wants, it won’t affect you here!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the drama and be treated like the amazing person you are, join our Minecraft server today! You’ll never have to see your toxic family again and you can finally be free to be yourself without any judgment. Let’s build a world where you’re the winner and your sister can’t bring you down. See you in the game!

MomRageCraft

anger, arguments, Castle, Communication, CON, crying, family, family dynamics, Guilt, hard of hearing, headache, hearing aids, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter relationship, outside play, overwhelmed, rocky relationship, train tickets, Yelling

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchantments Applied:	81	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Potions Brewed:	149	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of rocky relationships with your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual castle is drama-free and filled with fun adventures. Plus, no need to worry about missing out on important conversations – our chat feature ensures you catch every word!

Forget about family arguments and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Explore the virtual world, build incredible structures, and make new friends along the way. And don’t worry, there’s no curfew or strict rules here – you can play as long as you want without anyone telling you to come home early!

So come join our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

HabitSwap Minecraft SMP

bizarre practices, copying habits, copying others, eccentric habits, HabitSwap, idiosyncrasies, mimicry, Minecraft, odd habits, odd tendencies, peculiar mannerisms, picked up habits, quirky behaviors, quirky habits, smp, strange behaviors, strange habits, unconventional behaviors, unique practices, unusual customs, unusual habits, unusual traits, weird tendencies

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering from our resident llama tamer, who claims to have a secret underground llama army ready to take over the server at any moment. Or perhaps you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Dance-Off” competition, where players must impress the judges with their best chicken impersonations to win exclusive in-game prizes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato King,” a mysterious player who only communicates in riddles and challenges others to potato-themed quests. Rumor has it that whoever can decipher the Potato King’s cryptic messages will be rewarded with unlimited potatoes for life.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to be amazed, bewildered, and thoroughly entertained. Just be warned, things tend to get a little… potato-y around here.

CraftyAppVille

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3771	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that sends unsuspecting players flying into a pool of lava. And don’t forget to try our exclusive “TNT fishing” minigame, where you can reel in explosive catches that will blow your mind (and your enemies)!

But that’s not all – our server also offers a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in our world – rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).