#TO ADOPT Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PermaNEET Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Farms Harvested:	105	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4330	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of being a permaNEET in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual NEET superstar! No one will judge you for being lazy here – in fact, we encourage it! Build your dream NEET palace, complete with a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Who needs a job when you can be the king of your own virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to the real world forever!

Better Apocalypse Now Than The Godfathers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the apocalypse on steroids! Forget about the Godfathers, we’ve got drama, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutant creepers, zombie pigmen, and killer rabbits. Our community is like a dysfunctional family where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where we ride pigs off cliffs for fun. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see why apocalypse now is definitely better than the Godfathers.

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we encourage all players to let their girlfriends start anonymous OnlyFans accounts to make some extra diamonds! Who needs strip mining when you can just strip for diamonds instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a top subscriber, so you never know who might be watching! Join now for a wild and scandalous adventure unlike any other!

Lelouch vi Britannia Minecraft SMP Commander

Anime, anime quotes, ANTI-HERO, Britannia, Britannian Empire, code geass, Commander, commands, emperor, geass, leadership, Lelouch, lelouch vi britannia, Manipulation, mind control, Minecraft, power, Rebellion, rebellion against tyranny, rebellion leader, rebellion tactics, smp, strategy, Throw It Back, War Tactics

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	224	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	68
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9496
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, throw it back with our crazy SMP where anything goes! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer and Sally the Ender Dragon Tamer. So why wait? Join us and throw it back to the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Silesian’s Coal Mine Minecraft Server

coal, coal industry, coal miners, coal mining, coal powered, Economy, ENERGY, Environment, hard earned, hard work, Industrial, Labor, Minecraft, MONEY, Pollution, power generation, power plants, Server, shopping, shopping malls, Silesian, Silesians, spending habits, work ethic

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	179	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of spending your days toiling away in a boring coal mine? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can spend your hard-earned coal money in our fabulous shopping malls located right next to our coal-powered power plants! Who needs diamonds when you can have coal-powered bling, amirite? Join us on Sovl and live your best coal-filled life! Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to steal your coal stash, they’re always causing trouble around here.

Based Nazi Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	7736
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Votes:	1661
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is run by the most based Nazi you’ll ever meet in Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our fearless leader will guide you through the world of Minecraft like no other, with his unique blend of humor, creativity, and a touch of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of evil llamas. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with our based Nazi in charge, anything can happen!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

content moderation, copyright laws, Digital Media, digital platforms, entertainment industry, government legislation, internet influencers, Minecraft, online communities, online content creators, online gaming, online presence, online safety, online streaming, PALS, PIXEL, Regulation, Server, social media, User-generated content, virtual avatars, virtual reality, Vtubers, vtubing

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where VTubers run wild without any rules or regulations? Look no further! Our server is cracking down on VTubing with our outrageous government legislation proposal.

Join us if you want to witness VTubers being forced to wear ridiculous costumes, like a giant banana suit or a chicken costume, while streaming. You’ll never know what to expect next!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground VTuber fight club where VTubers battle it out for virtual supremacy. Will your favorite VTuber come out on top or will they be banished to the depths of the server forever?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where VTubers are controlled and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Coneo Sur General + Friends Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – hilo anime! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Now, our server is filled with flying pigs and unicorns soaring through the sky, causing mayhem and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world, filled with laughter and surprises at every turn, then hilo anime is the place for you. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Kratos Slayer Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	265
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	New Chunks Explored:	887978
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can battle it out with Kratos himself! That’s right, the legendary God of War is roaming around our world, waiting for a worthy opponent to take him down. Will you be the one to claim victory and earn the title of Kratos Slayer? Join now and test your skills against the ultimate boss battle!

Haachama SMP World – 赤井はあと/はあちゃま

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our unmedicated beard edition SMP! Join us for wild adventures, crazy shenanigans, and epic battles with the most outrageous players you’ll ever meet.

Our server is home to the legendary Girl with pink hair, the mysterious Haachama Dark Web, and the infamous ブタサンダー【Cover】. You never know what kind of madness will unfold next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored for a second!

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a Ban RTA live in action! Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our SMP today and become a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community out there!