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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8542 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?
Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!
And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!