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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5445 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?