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DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	88
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Votes:	937

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	4959
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Emeralds Found:	4796	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	7707
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Potions Brewed:	156
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	978530	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Farms Harvested:	811	Undead Armies Raised:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Items Found:	7738
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Annual, aunt, Board Games, cousins, CousinsCraft, cultural views, decision, Entertainment, exclusion, family, Grandparents, Karaoke, Kids, mental capacity, Minecraft, parents, Server, Siblings, sleepover, South Asian-American, tradition, Upset

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6332	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3221
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.

Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.

RecycleRageCraft

aita, Asshole, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, family, full bin, misunderstanding, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighborly behavior, Party, recycle bin, RecycleRageCraft, recycling, recycling etiquette, social norms

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchantments Applied:	272	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life neighbors and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled neighbors!

Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.

And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

aftermath, Community, consequences, coping, DefendCraft, Experience, healing, Justice, Killed, Legal, Life, mental health, Minecraft, perspective, redditor, Reflection, self defense, self-defense laws, Server, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Buildings Constructed:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Looking for some excitement and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master builder, explorer, and warrior all in one!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Redditor appears! But don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll have the skills to defend yourself and come out on top. Who knew that playing Minecraft could prepare you for real-life self-defense situations?

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where anything is possible. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters – all while making new friends and laughing at outrageous stories like the one about the Redditor who killed a person for self-defense. Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft server out there!