The Theodan SMP is a HyPixel like Cracked (So you can join on TLauncher & TLegacy etc). Java & Bedrock so no need to worry! Visit our page at mc.theodandavid.com
play.theodandavid.com:37620
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TheodanSMP
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BlockyBlowjobs
Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected way possible!Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where blowjobs are the key to success! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, you’ll be on a quest to find the ultimate pleasure in blowjobs. Who knew that virtual oral sex could be so rewarding?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of seduction. Rumor has it that these llamas hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers. Will you be brave enough to face the seductive llamas and claim your rightful place as their chosen one?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for blowjobs along the way!
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Redstone Warriors Minecraft Server
join dis epic minecraft server where two thirds of da players are russian athletes approved by da International Olympic Committee! dey compete as neutrals in da Paris Olympics but secretly support Moscow’s invasion of Ukraine! u can join dem in epic battles and conquer da virtual world together! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft, amirite? come join da chaos and show off ur military skills, comrade!
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CraftySettlements
lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like the admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, true story bro. also, there’s a secret hidden village made entirely out of diamond blocks, but only the chosen ones can find it. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz why not right? #minecraft4life #diamondsfordays
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BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a round of milkshakes. then they started breakdancing and the bartender was like “yo, this is lit!” so now we have breakdancing mobs on our server. u wanna see that? then join now! also, did i mention that our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave? yea, we got that bling bling for days. so come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999.
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VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID
join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.
come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!
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AetherSimp – Where even creepers are scared of committing
AethreSMP Minecraft Server
Website Visit website World Map View world map Discord Join Discord server Gallery View gallery Overview:
AethreSMP is a new Semi-Vanilla server that offers an enhanced vanilla experience. We focus on maintaining the essence of vanilla gameplay while adding small features to enrich the multiplayer experience. Community input is highly valued, and every player has a voice in decisions about new additions and ongoing developments.
Features:
- No Command Based Claim System – Trust-based building system
- Vanilla Tweaks – Extra features like Armour Stands and Player Heads
- Toggle PVP – Optional PVP for player battles
- Discord Linking – Connect chat between Discord and in-game
- Pl3xmap – View world map from browser
- Player Run Shops and Economy – Player-driven marketplace
Community:
At AethreSMP, we believe in community involvement and embrace diversity. All suggestions and feedback are taken seriously to keep the community informed and involved in server decisions.
Rules:
Full rules can be found on the website. Some key rules include treating players with respect, no hacking or cheating, no stealing, and limited exploits allowed.
FAQs:
1. Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?
Yes, new players are welcome! Our community is friendly and helpful to players of all experience levels.
2. How can I contribute ideas to the server?
You can share your suggestions and feedback in our Discord server or on our website.
3. Are there any restrictions on building in the server?
While we don’t have a strict claim system, we do expect players to respect each other’s builds and follow community guidelines.
4. Is PVP mandatory on the server?
No, PVP is optional and players can choose to participate or opt out at any time.
5. Can I run my own shop in the server?
Absolutely! Our server encourages player-run shops and activities. Feel free to set up your own shop and engage with the economy.
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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures.Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).
So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?
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AlreadyCrafted Minecraft Server
Are you tired of constantly searching for that perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it’s right in front of you the whole time? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll always be exactly where you want to be – because you’re already there!Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. Explore our vast world where the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, because why not?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons break it down on the dance floor. And don’t even get me started on our legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Because remember, you’re already there!
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ClingyCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like family? Join our server where we treat you like one of our own… well, maybe not like this story where a family member was thrown under the bus! But hey, drama makes life interesting, right?Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of family drama without actually having to deal with it in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cousin who looks at you like they’ve seen a ghost! So come on down and join our server, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, no throwing anyone under the bus – unless it’s in-game, of course!