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LashCraft: Liquid Expulsion Fun

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Votes:	2254
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Join our epic Minecraft server, where eyelashes are not just for looking fabulous, they are for EXPLODING LIQUID! That’s right, our eyelashes are equipped with hydrophobic fibers that shoot out liquid like a water gun. Imagine the chaos and hilarity of battling other players while your eyelashes are squirting water everywhere. It’s like a wet and wild party in every battle!

But wait, there’s more! Our eyelashes also have micro-ratchets and a crazy curve that makes them shoot liquid in the most epic and unpredictable ways. You’ll never know where the water is coming from next, adding a whole new level of strategy to the game. Will you dodge the liquid or embrace the wetness and use it to your advantage?

So come join our server and experience the madness of liquid-expelling eyelashes in Minecraft like never before. It’s a game-changer that will have you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever played on a boring old server without exploding eyelashes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Harvested Hills

Challenges, community engagement, Community Events, Competition, creativity, crops, custom content, Custom Crops, Custom Items, discord server, Economy, Events, Farming, farming game, farming server, MCMMO, Player Economy, Player Shops, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Trading, wealth

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Votes:	4937	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to Harvested Hills, a competitive farming server where strategy, skill, and creativity collide! Our world revolves around custom crops, a player-driven economy, and endless opportunities for growth. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or just starting out, you’ll find endless ways to thrive as you plant, harvest, and trade in a dynamic, ever-evolving environment.

JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pXUsHsXdW2

Key features include:

Custom Crops: Grow unique, specialized crops not found anywhere else. Breed them, harvest them, and watch your farm flourish! Player Economy: Build and trade your way to the top with a fully player-driven economy. Set up shops, buy, and sell crops to gain wealth. Custom Content: Enjoy a variety of custom items, events, and challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Community Events: Participate in thrilling server-wide events where you can win rare rewards, showcase your farming prowess, and compete for top spots.

Join us on this exciting journey where farming isn’t just about crops—it’s about community, competition, and creativity! Will you dominate the fields and become the richest farmer on the server? The harvest is waiting!

mc.harvestedhills.com

Totem Network

amazing, awesome community, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, earth server, Economy, join now, Leaderboards, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Professional staff, PvP, Survival, survival server, Totem Network, Totemsteal

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ores Mined:	5551	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Votes:	9737	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

TotemNetwork Welcome to **Totemsteal**, a network server with many possibilities! You may ask what we have to offer so here it is: **Lifesteal** – Economy – Leaderboards – Crates – Amazing and Professional Staff Members – Awesome community – More Soon We plan to release a **Survival Server** and a **Earth Server** soon, so what are you waiting for? **Join Now!**

totem.lunar-mc.net:7256

Fortnite craft

alts, banned, Claims, Craft, Discord, favorite server, fortnite, Griefing, hate, HOMOPHOBIC, JOINING, Keep Inventory, melon craft, minimaps, Mods, MONKEY, racism, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Vanilla, wary, Xray

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	131	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Fortnite Craft Server

Fortnite Craft is opening its doors today. Join in today and have fun!

Note that TPA may not work.

fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Rules:

No hacks
No grieving
No claims
No back
No keep inventory
No Hacking Xray, etc. not allowed (Minimaps are allowed)
Alts not allowed unless Mods approve
No racist or homophobic slurs

Join the discord server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

Right now I am kind of upset because I got banned from my favorite server melon craft for “being racist”. Just called someone a monkey – no hate to them. Be wary when joining that server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed on the server. This includes Xray and similar cheats.
Are alts allowed on the server?	Alts are not allowed unless approved by Mods.
Is it okay to use minimaps?	Minimaps are allowed on the server.
What is the server IP?	You can connect to the server using fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Thread of Panties 1.21

4chan, Access, casual reminder, Community, creep, drawers, family, finds, gross, holidays, living spaces, Overnight, Panties, Restricted, sharing, Thread, Tourist, underwear, Unrestricted, weird

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like going through your family’s underwear drawers during the holidays! Find some unexpected treasures and share your finds with us on the server. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with underwear! Don’t be a tourist, join us for some crazy fun on our server.

Minecraft SMP: AGYWB – Anthro Girls You Wanna Be

AGYWB, Anthro, anthro girl, anthro girls, Bridal Edition, Desu Link, Girls, Minecraft, QoTT, smp, Thread, Trash, tux, Wanna, Wedding, wedding dress

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re an anthro girl getting ready for your wedding in Minecraft. But wait, should you wear a dress or a tux? The drama, the suspense, the fashion choices! Join our server and let your inner fashionista shine as you navigate through hilarious wedding planning shenanigans. Will you be the talk of the town with your stunning outfit choice? Find out on our server, where every block is a step closer to your dream wedding! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the chaos begin!

SarcasticHub – Is that fine?

aita, children, christmas eve, Fights, Fine, hard work, harmless fun, husband, jokes, next year, pillow cases, Presents, santa, sarcastic, SarcasticHub, Sorry., start fights, thanks, Wrapping, wrong way

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6938
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a pillowcase full of presents on Christmas Eve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts all year round.

Our server is so amazing, it will make your spouse jealous of the time you spend on it. Imagine the joy of building your dream world while avoiding fights with your significant other over silly jokes.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where harmless fun is the name of the game. Who needs real presents when you can have virtual ones on our server? Join now and start unwrapping the fun!

XmasRuiner Minecraft SMP

Christmas catastrophe, Christmas disaster, Christmas disaster story, christmas fail, Christmas letdown, Christmas mishap, christmas nightmare, Christmas ruined, Christmas ruined 2021, Christmas ruined 2022, Christmas ruined by conflict, Christmas ruined by family, Christmas ruined by illness, Christmas ruined by weather, disappointing Christmas, family drama, holiday disaster, holiday letdown, Minecraft, ruined Christmas, ruined plans, smp, XmasRuiner

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ores Mined:	9101	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

So like, this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, we have this crazy storyline where Santa Claus got stuck in a chimney and couldn’t deliver any presents, so now all the Minecraft mobs are running around stealing everyone’s gifts! It’s chaos, I tell ya!

But don’t worry, because we have a secret weapon to save Christmas – a team of elite Minecraft players who are on a mission to defeat the mobs and rescue Santa! And guess what? You can be part of this epic adventure too! Just join our SMP and help us save Christmas before it’s too late!

Plus, we have the most lit events and minigames you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about a parkour course made entirely of candy canes, a snowball fight arena where you can pelt your friends with snowballs, and even a secret Santa gift exchange where you can give your fellow players the weirdest gifts you can find!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be part of the craziest Christmas adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RespawnReady

acceptance, Afterlife, Bed.., contemplation, death, Existential, fate, fear, final moments, inevitability, Life, mortality, Reflection, RespawnReady, response, surreal, surrealism, Time to go, TRANSITION, Wake Up

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of Death constantly trying to drag you to the afterlife? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Death is banned! That’s right, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about Death ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground club and boogie down like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Death, hello to zombie pigmen dance parties, and get ready to uncover the ultimate treasure of a lifetime!

TibetPower Minecraft Server

China, Chinese government, clean energy, controversial projects, Dam, economic growth, electricity generation, energy production, energy sustainability, environmental conservation, environmental impact, hydroelectric power, hydropower, infrastructure development, Minecraft, power generation, renewable energy, Server, Sustainable development, Three Gorges, Tibet, TibetPower, water resources

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a dam in tibet that generates THREE TIMES the power of three gorges!!! 🤯🔥🌊

why join, you ask? well, because our dam is so powerful, it can power your minecraft world for infinity and beyond! plus, we have secret redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and make you go “woah, dude!”

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest ores you can imagine. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon herobrine himself lurking in the shadows.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures in minecraft history! 🎮💎🤪