TLAD Minecraft Servers

TLAD Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

    CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 1993
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

    Suicide Highway Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 9214
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

    Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

    But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

    BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 2634
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

    Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 9492
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

    2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

    3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

    4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface

    Crafty McCraftface
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 3324
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9809 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

    KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 868
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Emeralds Found: 8021
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Votes: 752

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

    But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Harem Adventures

    Crafty Harem Adventures
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 7233
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟

    Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join right away:

    > So, imagine being a total beta during high school, but then meeting a girl named Mary who is just too cool to handle. She’s introverted, wears alt outfits, and is overall smoking hot. But wait, she has a boyfriend for 2 years already, so you just stay friends.

    > Fast forward to college, where Mary and her childhood friend Rachel become your besties. Mary nudges you and Rachel into getting together, and things start to get wild. When covid hits, you practically move in with them and things escalate quickly.

    > Mary breaks up with her cheating boyfriend, and the three of you become inseparable. Pillow fights, sleepovers, and jokes about sharing you become the norm. And let’s not forget the part where Mary compares her skills to Rachel’s in a very intimate discussion.

    > But wait, it gets even crazier! Mary eventually moves back to your hometown and gets with a professional athlete who is a total jerk. Jealousy, drama, and a whole lot of tension ensue.

    So, if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story, then join us now! Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in our server? Don’t miss out on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server

    Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 9726
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamonds as far as the eye could see. They built the most epic castle ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled Notch’s Secret Stash filled with rare treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!

    HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 2574
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 105 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can travel at the speed of light just like the Hyperloop! Join us and suck my dick and balls as you explore our mind-blowing world filled with unicorns and rainbow-colored creepers. Why walk when you can teleport to different dimensions and ride dragons to battle evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft god on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft LOLz: Blacked Out Faces and Pixelated Places

    Minecraft LOLz: Blacked Out Faces and Pixelated Places
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 8022
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like, “Why isn’t Mohammed’s face blacked out on this Islamic iconography?” Is it because it’s Shia? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join now for a chance to explore hidden secrets, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even discover the real reason behind Mohammed’s unblacked out face!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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