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CrushedByMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	6908
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	New Chunks Explored:	647083

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

awkward body language, awkward conversation, awkward encounters, awkward jokes, awkward pauses, awkward situations, awkward timing, awkward tone, AwkwardCraft, Body language, communication styles, conversation dynamics, cringy, forced small talk, inappropriate topics, lack of chemistry, misunderstandings, nervous laughter, personal boundaries, social anxiety, social cues, uncomfortable silence

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

UNIFILgateRage

Attack, COMPOUND, Conflict, destroy, injured, international relations, Israeli forces, lebanon, main gate, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping mission, SECURITY, UN, UN peacekeeping, Unifil, UNIFILgateRage, united nations, violence

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	379	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

PangeaMC

Earth, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	103	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Emeralds Found:	4997	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

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Wacky Town Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, character-driven, comedy, crime, detective, humor, investigation, Japan, Logic, Manga, Math, Minecraft, Mystery, problem solving, quirky, School, Server, slice of life, Soredemo Machi Wa Mawatteiru, TOWN, Unique, useless, Wacky

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

alarm clock, alarm tag, alarm use, Anon, anon alarm clock, anon clock, anon use, Anons, Call, clock anon, clock tag, clock use, long tail tag, Minecraft, smp, use alarm clock, use long tail, wake, which alarm clock

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

CoverCraftMuslimLand

body image, catcalling, Communication, CoverCraftMuslimLand, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Harassment, Insecurity, Modest clothing, modesty, Muslim country, peer pressure, Respect, self esteem, travel, women’s trip

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

blocks, Bonding, cherished memory, Connection, fond memory, Happiness, Heartwarming, Intimacy, joy, long term relationship, love, Nostalgia, partner, PartnerCraft, past, PRESENT, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, special moment, unforgettable

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	606382	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

BlockyBrewHaHa

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3574
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

activism, affordable, affordable housing, affordable living, blocktopia, Demand, demonstration, Housing, housing advocacy, housing affordability, housing affordability crisis, housing crisis, housing inequality, housing movement, housing policy, housing protest, housing reform, housing rights, housing rights movement, March, protest, Quest, social justice, spain

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!