WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

Analysis, attraction, Behavior, Challenges, confusion, Cycles, DATING, emotions, Frustration, Girls, Hitting the Wall, introspection, Minecraft, Obstacles, patterns, Perspectives, Post-nut clarity, Psychology, relationships, smp, Timing, Understanding, WallHitGamerGirl

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Void Armor Forged:	22	Votes:	5455

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.

SuicidalSteve – Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, healing, Hope, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, SuicidalSteve, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic llama races to the death!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own mafia and will stop at nothing to protect their precious egg empire. Join us if you dare to face off against these feathered fiends in epic chicken battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the unexpected is the norm and where the question “What stopped you from killing yourself?” will be answered with “The thrill of facing off against llama parkour masters and chicken mafia bosses, of course!”

BlockPartyHaters

acceptance, Assertiveness, BlockPartyHaters, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, dealing with negativity, Diversity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, handling criticism, healthy relationships, mindfulness, Open-mindedness, personal boundaries, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Self-expression, tolerance

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with haters who can’t handle your fabulous Minecraft lifestyle? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special jail just for them! That’s right, we’ll lock those haters up in a pixelated prison where they can think about their poor life choices while you continue building your epic creations in peace. Join us now and show those haters who’s boss in the world of blocks!

ApologyCraft Minecraft Server

apology gift cards, ApologyCraft, compensation, Crowdstrike, CrowdStrike outage, customer satisfaction, customer service, cyber attack, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, gift card program, global tech outage, incident response, IT issues, Minecraft, network security, Server, Software company, software outage, tech company, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	149	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we give out $10 apology gift cards after global tech outages like wtf who does that??? also our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their toes. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it (maybe).

BlockyBaddiesEUdetained

BlockyBaddiesEUdetained, counterterrorism measures, detained, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, EU, extremism, foreign interference, FSB agents, government response, intelligence agencies, international relations, law enforcement, national security, political tensions, security threats, Surveillance, Terrorism, terrorist attacks, Ukraine, undercover operations

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Buildings Constructed:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz we got FSB agents planning terrorist attacks in Ukraine and the EU detained on here. It’s like a real-life spy thriller but in Minecraft form, ya know? You can be all sneaky and stuff, trying to stop the bad guys from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours. So come on, join the madness and help save the world, one block at a time!

ShingleShotCraft – Stay Sharp & Craft On!

additional days lived without dementia, Aging population, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive health, Craft, dementia prevention, dementia risk, elderly care, healthcare advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurology, public health, recombinant shingles vaccination, reduction in dementia diagnoses, sharp, shingles vaccine, ShingleShotCraft, stay, vaccination benefits, vaccine study

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	1595	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to dementia FOREVER! our new shingles vaccine will make your brain so sharp, you’ll be building castles in no time! forget about those boring servers, come to ours and live 164 days longer without dementia! who needs memory loss when you can have epic adventures in minecraft? join now and protect your brain cells while crafting your way to victory!

The Battle of the Snails: PvP, Civ Event, and a Side of Roleplay

Bases, battle, captain, Capture, Civ, Discord, Event, Faction, fraction, Gods, Ip:, item, lives, Magic, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Raid, Roleplay, saturday, Server, Side, snails, TEAM, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

World	Fractions	Event	Date
Split into two fractions	Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath	Defend magical items, go to war	This Saturday

FAQ

What are the two fractions in the world?

The world is split into Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath.

What is the objective of the event?

Each faction will defend their magical item and then go to war to capture the other team’s item.

How many lives does each team receive for their builds?

Each team will receive a number of lives for their builds to defend their item.

Can players request more lives during the event?

Yes, lives can be assigned to certain players upon request from the team leader.

What happens if a player loses all their lives before the great battle?

Players will be brought back to life for the fight with only one life, unless their team leader gives them more lives.

When is the event taking place?

The event will be happening this Saturday.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: minecraftevents.org or join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/QqBpFE867C

LandSwap Minecraft Server

ancestral land, connection to land, cultural displacement, displacement grief, displacement trauma, emotional impact, emotional turmoil, feeling abandoned, feeling replaced, feeling uprooted, feelings of displacement, home being taken, identity crisis, land confiscation, land ownership, land rights, LandSwap, losing heritage, Minecraft, sense of betrayal, sense of injustice, sense of loss, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Votes:	5501
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Are you tired of getting replaced on your land like yesterday’s leftovers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will never be replaced! Unless, of course, you’re a chicken and we need some more feathers for our pillows. But hey, sacrifices must be made for a good night’s sleep, am I right?

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to give you unlimited food and make you the envy of all your friends. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a horde of evil bunnies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious vegetable.

If questing isn’t your thing, why not try your hand at our exclusive mini-game, “Sheep Jousting”? Grab a saddle, hop on a sheep, and charge headfirst into battle against your friends. The last one standing wins a lifetime supply of wool (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may vary depending on the lifespan of said sheep).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and never worry about being replaced on your land again. Unless, of course, you’re a sheep. In that case, all bets are off.

Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – Crafting Chaos with Fate/Grand Order NA!

Arctic Summer World, Ashiya Douman, Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park, Chaos, Crafting, Drop Rates, Event, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FateGrand, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Quartz, Ibuki Douji, Lady Avalon, Materials Spreadsheet, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, NA General, Order, Rateups, Raw Database, Scathach-Skadi, Servant Info, smp, summon

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to summon Arctic Summer World creatures like Ibuki-Douji (Berserker) and Scathach-Skadi (Ruler) – they’ll bring the heat to your Minecraft adventures!

But wait, there’s more! How about a magical theme park in Chaldea where you can ride roller coasters with Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman? It’s a summer extravaganza like no other!

And if you’re worried about materials and summoning, fear not! Our server has all the tools you need, from Servant Material Lookup to Coin Calculators. We’ve got you covered for all your FGO needs!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a summer like never before! Who knows, you might even find a hidden Drop Rate treasure or unlock the secrets of the Future Quartz! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BlockyLoveDrama

assets protection, BlockyLoveDrama, combined finances, family growth, fiancée, Financial Advice, financial decision, high rates, home equity loan., house purchase, marital home, Marriage, million dollar house, ownership inclusion, premarital asset, sensitive situation, stock portfolio, student loans, Surgeons, title ownership

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Emeralds Found:	4723	Mines Excavated:	1252
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in sharing the ownership of virtual houses just like in real life! Join us and experience the thrill of splitting expenses with your fellow players based on how much they make in-game.

Imagine a world where you can purchase a pixelated mansion with your hard-earned diamonds and not have to worry about sharing the title with anyone else. But beware, rumors spread fast in our server, just like how your fiancée’s friend warned her about protecting assets in real life.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim your virtual territory before marriage, just like our player who wants to secure his Minecraft house before tying the knot. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar dilemma and seek advice from our virtual community on how to handle this sensitive situation without hurting anyone’s feelings.

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with outrageous decisions, insane stories, and pixelated drama!

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