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CraftyCommies: MaximumMischief

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCommies, diplomatic relations, economic warfare, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global impact, government directives, international relations, maximum harm, MaximumMischief, military strategy, mobilise, political tensions, Propaganda, response, RETALIATION, russia, russians, sanctions, West

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1007
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3215	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians mobilizing to inflict maximum harm on the west in response to sanctions!! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. join us for the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, our russian players are super dedicated and will stop at nothing to dominate the server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

TongueCraft: Texture Feels

Feels, Texture, TongueCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	142
Ores Mined:	7410	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, ever wanted to know what it feels like to lick a block? well, on our server, you can do just that! we have the most lickable surfaces in alllll of Minecraft.

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a giant chicken in a tutu.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move and the zombies do the thriller dance.

So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, did we mention we have a pet llama that tells dad jokes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

IsopropanolCraft: The Liquid Battery Server

#sustainability, alternative fuel, Battery, clean energy, Demand, efficient, energy efficiency, energy storage, excess energy, Future, green energy, high-density, hydrogen carrier, innovation, isopropanol, IsopropanolCraft, liquid, liquid battery, PROMISING.., renewable energy, researchers, Server, study, Technology

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	7484	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Void Gems Collected:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10

OMG, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LIQUID BATTERIES, YO! IM TALKIN’ BOUT ISOPROPANOL, A LIQUID ALCOHOL THAT STORES RENEWABLE ENERGY LIKE A BOSS. U CAN USE IT ON DEMAND, LIKE MAGIC! IMAGINE HAVIN’ UNLIMITED ENERGY FOR UR CRAZY MINECRAFT ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW AND BE A PART OF DA FUTURE, WHERE LIQUID BATTERIES RULE DA WORLD! #RENEWABLEENERGY #LIQUIDBATTERIES #MINECRAFTFUN 🤪🔋🍹🎮

DragonCraft Server: Freeza, Zarbon, Dodoria!

Anime, character gender, Dodoria, dragon ball, dragon ball z, DragonCraft, Dubbing, female voice, Freeza, gender change, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender switch, General Blue, Greek dub, Greek version, male voice, Server, transformation, Transgender, voice acting, Zarbon

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	192	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as General Blue’s gender swaps? Look no further! Our server is like a Dragon Ball episode on steroids, with Freeza, Zarbon, and Dodoria all rocking fabulous girl power vibes. Join us for a gender-bending adventure that will leave you questioning your own identity (in the best way possible). So come on down and experience the craziest Minecraft server this side of Namek!

EndwalkerCraft Minecraft Server

Alt ERP, American Society of Magical N-words, Balmung, Big Trouble in Little China Movie Meetup, DAWNTRAIL, DCs MIXER, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Empyreum, endwalker, EndwalkerCraft, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Liveletter Meetup, Mario Party Salty Bets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, monster hunter, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Road to El Dorado Movie, Server, Twin Peaks, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	50	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your blocky eyes on! We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will have you communicating like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our in-game events that will blow your mind. We’ve got a Dragon Quest Collab that will have you battling golems in the hills until June 20th. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – you’ll be swimming in treasure until June 24th!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Yo-kai Watch event re-run that will have you hunting down spirits until version 7.0? Or our PvP Series 5 that will have you battling it out like a true warrior until version 7.0 as well?

But the real reason to join our server? The meetups, of course! From movie nights to gaming tournaments, we’ve got it all. Join us for a liveletter meetup, a big trouble in little China movie night, or even a Mario Party Salty Bet showdown. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created and let the fun begin!

PreggoBeachWalkOutAITA

aita, Beach, foreign country, height difference, hot weather, PreggoBeachWalkOutAITA, Pregnant, pregnant wife, relationship, slow walker, Walking

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a foreign country? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing taller than the temperature is the drama!

We’ve got pregnant players who walk slower than a turtle, husbands who pull ahead without looking back, and wives who get mad over the tiniest things. But hey, who needs a beach when you can have all this excitement in-game?

So come join us and experience the thrill of wondering if your virtual spouse will trip and fall while you’re off exploring. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your relationship status. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

CraftyLadiesLoveIt

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further than our server, where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance while shooting arrows!

Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears sunglasses and drops disco balls instead of experience points.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct a castle made entirely out of cake or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t worry about griefers, our mods are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting to protect your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

BirdFluOutbreak Minecraft Server

Australia, avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluOutbreak, confirmed case, disease control, epidemiology, global health, H5N1, health crisis, human case, India, Infectious Disease, International cooperation, Minecraft, outbreak, pandemic, public health, Server, Transmission, viral infection, World Health Organization, zoonotic disease

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	107	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can catch bird flu from india? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! we got all the infected chickens u could ever want, straight from the streets of mumbai. come join us for a truly unique and life-threatening experience! who needs health when u can have bird flu instead, am i right? join now and see if u can survive the ultimate challenge of dodging bird flu in minecraft!

FrozenAssetTappers

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic agreement, diplomatic efforts., economic aid, economic sanctions, financial assistance, financial support, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetTappers, G-7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, political negotiations, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ores Mined:	4192
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on! We be takin over frozen russian assets like we in a spy movie or somethin! And get dis, we gonna tap dem for $50 BILLION and give it all to Ukraine cuz we da real MVPs out here! Join us and be part of da most epic heist in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you got frozen russian assets, amirite?! Let’s do dis, fam! #JusticeForUkraine #MinecraftHeistGoals 🤑💎🚀

TextbookVsWikipediaLOL

ACADEMIC, credibility, digital age, education, funny, inaccurate information, information sources, internet, irony, knowledge, learning, outdated information, Recommendations, research, Resources, School, study habits, teachers, textbooks, TextbookVsWikipediaLOL, wikipedia

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

lol imagine playing on a server where u can build ur own rollercoaster out of diamond blocks and ride it with a pig as ur co-pilot 🐷🎢 join our server for a chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak 🔥🐔 and if u win, u get a magical sword that makes u invincible for 24 hours 🗡️💪 plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long 💃💀 so why waste time with boring textbooks when u can have epic adventures on our server instead? join now and let the craziness begin! 🤪🎮