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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1940 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 260 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
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