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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4338 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Votes: | 961 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
