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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2425 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and tell jokes in five different languages.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. But watch out for the evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes – they guard the best loot.
So come join us on our server and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs economic strain when you can build a giant castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig into the sunset? Let’s get weird, my dudes.