TissuelessCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TissuelessCraft

budgeting, college job, communication problems, family dynamics, financial independence, financial struggles, groceries, home cooking, household needs, LIMITED, living away from home, meal plan, meal swipes, minimum wage, parental support, personal expenses, relationship issues, self-sufficiency, TissuelessCraft, working student

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6893
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Star Shards Collected:	268
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!

#sustainability, alternative transportation, autonomous vehicles, Brainstorming, convenience, CraftyMineTransit, creativity, design, efficiency, Electric propulsion, Engineering, environmental impact, Futuristic technology, hyperloop concept, innovative ideas, invention, jetpacks, Mobility, mode of transportation, Pigs, SPEED, Teleporting, travel, Urban planning

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mines Excavated:	4715
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can ride giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation! These majestic swine soar through the skies, oinking with joy as they carry you to your destination. But be careful, they might get distracted by a field of carrots and take a detour!

Join our server and experience the thrill of piggyback rides like never before. Who needs boring old minecarts when you can ride a flying pig? Plus, rumor has it that these magical pigs can grant wishes if you feed them enough golden apples. So hop on board and let your wildest transportation dreams come true!

BlockyRight vs. LibCraft

American politics, anti-democratic tendencies, authoritarianism, BlockyRight, Conservatives, Democracy, democracy in america, democratic principles, LibCraft, Liberals, polarization, political attitudes, political behavior, political beliefs, political divisions, political ideology, political polarization, political science, political spectrum, research study, societal values, us politics

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mines Excavated:	4186
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!

we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

Cobblemon Generations

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mines Excavated:	2157
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Ores Mined:	7827
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1236	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Recently launched server! Are you looking for a new server? This is Cobblemon Generations! Reach the best Pokémon experience in our world, know other trainers and share your adventure in the best Cobblemon Server.

Modpack (required) – Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobblemongenerations – CurseForge: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemongenerations/files/5736016 IP: play.cobblemongenerations.com

Server Features: MEGA EVOS, BATTLE TOWER, LOT OF REWARDS, CUSTOM TERRAIN, FREE BOX KEYS, ANTI-GRIEF SYSTEM, LOT OF EVENTS! GTS MARKET, POKE BREED, POKÉDEX, ECONOMY, GYMS, HUNTS.

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Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

2020 election, blocky, bros, campaign video, Democrat, democratic party, election, Harris campaign, Harris supporters, kamala harris, men supporters, Minecraft, political activism, political advertisement, political campaign, Political Support, political video, presidential campaign, Server, social media, Support, Video, women in politics, women supporters

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Animals Bred:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

BlockyBanter, Book, cdda modlist, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, Links, loverslab, meme, Minecraft, Mod list, mod order guide, Mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, performance fish, Pirate, previous, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, smp, Steam, tynan’s amazing book, urban warfare edition, worth it, yayo modlist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimension Hops:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

NoParentsAllowedFuneral

aunt, Ben Hur, Boyfriend, brain cancer, family, Funeral, Grief, Heidi, inappropriate, Loss, Marco, meeting parents, Memories, NoParentsAllowedFuneral, parents, Religious, sentiment, stage 4, Support, vhs, wake

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	33
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP

achievement, athleticism, Basketball, Competition, Dedication, Goal, Golf, Gymnastics, Mastering, Minecraft, Passion, Running, skill, smp, Soccer, sports, SportySMPMaster, success, swimming, talent, Tennis, Training, Volleyball

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	54	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7951
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to become the ultimate sports champion without breaking a sweat! Imagine effortlessly dominating in every sport imaginable, from soccer to underwater basket weaving. Our server has magical powers that will turn you into a sports prodigy overnight. Say goodbye to boring practices and hello to instant greatness! So come join us and show off your newfound athletic prowess in the most ridiculous ways possible.

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Emeralds Found:	9743	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid the disastrous consequences of not having enough block-building in your life!

Imagine a world where not placing enough blocks leads to a catastrophic shortage of pixelated pigs. That’s the reality you’ll face if you don’t join our server and start crafting like your virtual life depends on it.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of block-obsessed villagers who will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Will you be the next chosen one to join their ranks and unlock the hidden powers of the legendary Diamond Pickaxe?

Don’t risk the wrath of the pixelated pig shortage or miss out on the chance to become a block-building legend. Join our Minecraft server now and start crafting your way to virtual greatness!

ApexBillionaire’sOopsie

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Void Gems Collected:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da UK government wants in on da action! dey accidentally leaked da email of da fifth-richest man in da world cuz dey were tryna get on dis server so bad. imagine da chaos, da drama, da thrill of playin on a server dat even da big shots wanna be a part of. so come on, join us and be a part of dis wild ride. who knows, maybe u’ll be da next one leakin emails and causin a stir.

The-Farm MC

Adventure, Beginners, Community, Creative, Experience, Farm, ISLAND, limited resources, Minecraft, PRO, Resources, Seasoned, Skills, SKY, Skyblock, Skyblock Adventure, Survival, Thrive, tiny island, Ultimate

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchantments Applied:	232
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Star Shards Collected:	107
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to The Farm MC!

Embark on the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills are put to the test! Stranded on a tiny island in the sky with limited resources, you must think creatively and work diligently to thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock pro or just starting out, we have features for all levels of experience.

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