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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6251 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!