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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6619 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.
You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.
Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.
