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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 798 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5254 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 989 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
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