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NoLooNoFlyCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ditch you like a bad friend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, even at 3 in the morning when you need a pick-me-up. We won’t leave you hanging like that guy who wouldn’t let you use his bathroom. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few bathroom breaks along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it! -
NoRestForSAHH Minecraft Server
Are you tired of coming home to a lazy husband who just sleeps all day and plays video games while you work your butt off? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures where you can escape the real world and live in a world where your husband actually does something productive.Our server is filled with crazy challenges and tasks that will make you forget all about your lazy partner at home. Build your dream house, conquer epic quests, and show your husband what it really means to put in some effort. Who needs a lazy spouse when you have a whole virtual world to explore?
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe your husband will even get inspired to start helping out around the house after seeing how much fun you’re having without him. It’s time to take charge of your own happiness and leave the lazy bums behind!
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SleepyCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a late-night phone sex call? Look no further, because our server is here to keep you wide awake and entertained all night long! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to wrap up your phone sex calls before logging on – we don’t want any interruptions to our epic gameplay sessions! -
PreggoCraft Subways
Are you tired of dealing with entitled pregnant ladies on public transportation? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual subway system and never have to give up your seat to anyone, pregnant or not!Our server is perfect for exhausted medical residents who need a break from the real world. You can create your own hospital and treat virtual patients without worrying about judgmental roommates calling you out for being an AH.
Join us for a dose of virtual reality where you can finally get the rest you deserve without any pregnant lady drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with subway etiquette!
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ExitRageCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and leave behind the days of grocery store confrontations and baby ogling.On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those in our world)! Don’t worry about getting stuck in tight spaces like in the grocery store, because our world is vast and full of adventure.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with oblivious baby-ogling couples? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
Say goodbye to your bad day and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!
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SisStayAway Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being the designated host for all your friends and family? Do you need a break from constantly entertaining guests? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise without any unwanted visitors!On our server, you can create your own rules and never have to deal with last-minute requests from annoying relatives. Build a fortress to keep them out or create a secret underground bunker to hide from their constant demands. The possibilities are endless!
So why waste your time dealing with unwanted guests when you can join our server and have total control over your own virtual world? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to peace and quiet in Minecraft land!
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Littl3Craft3rs: For when you’re tired of digging straight down and falling into lava with your friends

About Us We are Littl3Craft3rs! We are an adult only Java/Bedrock SMP survival server. Start and End Date Opened on March 10th 2024. No reset planned in the near future. Our Community Small, whitelisted, English speaking only server with application system on Discord What Version Version 1.20.40 Our Plan Future build competitions, community shopping district, nether hub Are we Vanilla 4 plugins: One player sleep, easier tree cutting, chest of items on death, mob heads FAQs
How can I join the server?
To join our server, you need to apply through our Discord server and be whitelisted.
Is PvP allowed on the server?
No, PvP is not allowed on our server. We focus on cooperative gameplay.
Are there any age restrictions to join?
Yes, we are an adult-only server, so only players above 18 years old can join.
What happens if I die in the game?
A chest with your items will be created at the location where you died, thanks to one of our plugins.
Can I build anywhere in the server?
Yes, as long as you respect other players’ creations and follow any building guidelines set by the community.
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WhyNot Use Our Smp server? We promise it’s not as chaotic as our custom worldgen!

Minecraft SMP Server Overview
Description A supportive and fun Minecraft server created in Australia, focusing on enjoying gameplay without causing trouble. Location Australia Server Status Running 24/7 with occasional maintenance closures Join Discord https://dsc.gg/whynotsmp FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Can anyone join the server?
A: Yes, anyone can join the server as long as they follow the rules and don’t cause any trouble.
Q: What happens if I break the rules?
A: If you break the rules or cause issues on the server, you may be removed from the server by the administrator.
Q: Is the server always available?
A: The server runs 24/7 but may be closed for occasional maintenance.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Join the Discord linked above to get access to the server.


