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CraftyNoobsBegone

ANNOYED, annoying questions, constantly repeating, CraftyNoobsBegone, drained, exasperated, exhausted, explaining over and over, explaining the obvious, explaining the same thing, fed up, Frustration, over it, patience wearing thin, repeating myself, same old questions, tired of explaining, Tiresome, Weary, worn out

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6763	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

RoboSkinCraft Minecraft Server

Androids, Artificial Intelligence, bioengineering, bioethics, Cutting Edge, cyborgs, facial recognition, futuristic, innovation, Japanese scientists, living skin, medical advancements, Minecraft, research, RoboSkinCraft, robot faces, robotics, scientific discovery, Server, skin grafting, Synthetic Biology, Technology, tissue engineering

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so like, on this server, we got japanese scientists who are like, attaching living skin to robot faces, like wtf?! if you join, you can have a robot face with real skin on it, how crazy is that?! you can be part robot, part human, ALL COOL. come join us and be part of this insane experiment, who knows what kind of powers you’ll get from having a robot face with living skin, maybe you’ll be able to shoot lasers from your eyes or something, who knows?! join now and become a cyborg superhero on our server, it’s gonna be lit af.

OrthoCraft: DraftedWarriors

Army, conscription, controversy, Court, Defense, drafted, DraftedWarriors, Israel, Israeli, Israeli society, law, mandatory service, Men, military service, OrthoCraft, Politics, Religion, religious exemptions, rules, Ruling, the guardian, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1405	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where ultra-orthodox men are like, forced to join the military service, but in a virtual world! it’s like, a total wacky adventure where you gotta fight off creepers and zombies while also following strict military orders.

join this server for the ultimate challenge, where you’ll have to balance your religious beliefs with your duty to protect your virtual homeland. it’s like, a battle of epic proportions, but with pixelated graphics and endless possibilities.

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest rank in the military, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you unstoppable in the virtual battlefield. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that even ultra-orthodox men can kick butt in minecraft!

FireplaceFungiFree

Bacteria, Burning, chimney, cleanliness, comfort, Cozy, Fire, fireplace, FireplaceFungiFree, germs, Hearth, home, House, Household, hygiene, indoor, living room, maintenance, microorganisms, Safety, warmth

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	6000	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

yo, u ever thot bout joinin a minecraft server where the fireplaces are LITerally on fire? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got fireplaces burnin 24/7, keepin all dem bacteria away cuz u kno, fire kills germs or sumthin like dat.

not only dat, but we got a secret underground lava parkour course where u gotta jump from one lava pit to anotha without burnin ur blocky butt off. it’s like da olympics but way more dangerous and way more fun!

oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that u can ride around da server? yea, u heard me right. u can fly on a freakin dragon and rain down fire on all dem noobs tryna mess with u. it’s like game of thrones but without all da drama and way more blocky.

so, if u wanna join a server where fireplaces are da cleanest spot in da house and dragons are ur trusty steeds, den come on over and join us. just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting, cuz we got plenty of fire to go around!

LemurTunesCraft

Animal Behavior, animal vocalization, evolutionary biology, human evolution, human music origins, lemurs, lemurs and humans, lemurs and music, lemurs singing, LemurTunesCraft, music evolution, music theory, musical origins, origin of human music, primate behavior, primate communication, primate vocalization, singing lemurs, vocal communication, vocal mimicry, vocal patterns

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	6006
Dragon Eggs Found:	5943	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mines Excavated:	3455	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Let me tell you why you gotta be a part of this madness!

First off, we got singing lemurs running around like they own the place. These little dudes are dropping sick beats and showing us the true origin of human music. Forget about Mozart and Beethoven, it’s all about the lemurs now, baby!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party happening every night. The skeletons and zombies have some killer dance moves, you won’t believe your eyes! Plus, the creepers are the best DJs in town, dropping bombs on the dance floor like there’s no tomorrow.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a chicken that poops out precious gems?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Let’s get this party started, bros!

The Kingdom

Adventure, BUILD, Buycraft, Community, crate plugin, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Minecraft, Minigames, MONEY, Plugins, power, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Server, Survival, unique items

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Ores Mined:	9096
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

The Kingdom is a newly started minecraft server with both factions/survival, i.e. a classic raiding/survival server. The server has many unique plugins and several custom plugins.

It’s about being the best! So the server uses economy and factions to establish who has the most power and money.

It is a custom crate plugin with several unique items. Buycraft and much more, join then!

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UD

Assistance, bedrock edition, Community, community-driven, console, Cross-Play, crossplay network, Explore, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, PC, Platform, PvP, Raiding, Server, Staff, Survival, Towny, UD Helpers, UD_MC, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

The UD_MC community is a very friendly one, and our staff, known as UD Helpers, is always available to assist you. We pride ourselves on being a crossplay network, meaning we fully support Bedrock Edition, ensuring everyone can join in on the fun regardless of their platform. Whether you’re on PC, console, or mobile, you’re welcome to dive into our vibrant community and explore everything we have to offer!

192.99.177.191:25597

Minevita Survival – CLAIMS | COSMETICS | FURNITURE and MORE!

Chill, Claim, Claims, Community, community-driven, Cool, Cosmetics, Discord, friendly community, Fun, Furniture, Ip:, Join, Memories, minecraft server, Minevita, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Rewards, Server, skin, smp, Survival, Survivalserver, TOWN, Towns, Towny, trending, Updates

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Votes:	944	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Minevita is the go-to spot for a chill and community-driven Minecraft Survival server! 🌟 We listen to our community and update very often! 🎉 Join us at play.minevita.net, and let’s make some memories together! 🕹️✨

IP: play.minevita.net

→ 🛠️ Survival→ 📜 Claims→ 🪑 Furniture→ 🏘️ Towns→ 😊 Friendly community→ 🎩 Cosmetics

Join our Discord for frequent updates and exclusive rewards! discord.minevita.net

play.minevita.net

Gold Digger Girls Minecraft Server

Asian culture, Asian girls, Asian stereotypes, asian women, beauty standards, cultural perceptions, DATING, Digger, discrimination, double standards, feminism, Gender Roles, Girls, GOLD, gold diggers, materialism, Media portrayal, Minecraft, objectification, relationships, Server, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ores Mined:	8535
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex-girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with Asian girls who may look nice, but watch out – they’re all gold diggers! Join us for a chance to navigate through a world where you never know who’s trying to steal your diamonds or your heart. Trust us, it’s a dating sim and a survival game all in one! So come on, join our server and see if you can survive the ultimate test of love and loot.

TerminatorCraft Minecraft Server

Action Movie, arnold schwarzenegger, Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes, Arnold Schwarzenegger sunglasses, Cyborg, famous movie scenes, film analysis, iconic scene, james cameron, Minecraft, movie trivia, science fiction, Server, sunglasses, T-800, terminator, Terminator character analysis, Terminator franchise, Terminator mystery, Terminator plot, Terminator sunglasses, Terminator symbolism, TerminatorCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Zombie Dances:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is so epic that even the Terminator himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he put on the sunglasses to shield his eyes from the blinding awesomeness of our server. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see why even the Terminator can’t resist the urge to play!

DadCraft: AloneTimeOrElse

acrimonious relationship, aita, AloneTimeOrElse, ancient egypt, Apologize.., autistic, DadCraft, diagnosed, embrace autism, exhausted, Finalist, flaming dickhead, Friends, Harp, INPUT, interests, keep the peace., love my job, mask, master’s degree, partner, Pension, prestigious award, purpose, rather be alone, short story, someone like him, stim, Students, support myself, Taylor Swift, Teacher, telling my dad, turnoff

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
New Chunks Explored:	311004	Farms Harvested:	456
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where shaking your hands is not only allowed, but encouraged! We embrace all forms of self-expression, even if it involves flapping your hands like a majestic bird. Our community is full of talented individuals like a harp-playing, award-nominated writer who knows way too much about Ancient Egypt.

Join us and escape the acrimonious relationships of the real world, where dads think Taylor Swift needs to have kids to be successful. On our server, you can be yourself without judgment, whether you’re a mega Swiftie or not. And if anyone tells you to stop shaking your hands because it’s a “turnoff,” just shake them even harder!

So come on in, build your dream world, and find a partner who embraces your uniqueness. And remember, on our server, the only thing that’s a turnoff is not being true to yourself. See you in the game, flapping your way to victory!