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ExBlockProbs – It’s Not My Prob!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5346	Dragon Eggs Found:	7589

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with any teenage drama queens like Tia. Our server is Tia-free guaranteed!

Tired of dealing with bratty kids who think they can break your stuff and get away with it? On our server, we don’t tolerate any of that nonsense. If someone tries to pull a Tia on you, they’ll be banned faster than you can say “creeper.”

Join now and experience a world where you can build and explore without any Tia-like interruptions. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, our admins are always here to lend an ear (just don’t be a Tia about it).

RestroomRuckus Minecraft Server

5 year old, aita, comprehending, inappropriate, mental health issues, Minecraft, pervert, Perverts, pissed, rational explanation, restroom, RestroomRuckus, Server, Shocked, Son, tirade, Wal-Mart, Wife, women’s restroom, world today

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	2893	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for bringing your 5-year-old son into the women’s restroom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where anything goes, even bathroom etiquette debates!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good old-fashioned argument in the restroom, just like the one that happened at Wal Mart. Who knew that taking your child to the bathroom could cause such a stir? But on our server, you can relive that moment over and over again, with plenty of players ready to debate the appropriateness of bathroom companions.

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the bathroom battles begin!

NoFamCash4U

child support, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., Family Support, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial pressure, financial responsibility, financial stress, lending money, loan repayment, NoFamCash4U, personal finances, personal savings, professional job, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling support, student loans

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of being the family ATM? Constantly being bombarded with sob stories and requests for money from your broke relatives? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and leave all your financial woes behind as you embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures with your fellow players. No more guilt trips or endless calls asking for handouts – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft!

Forget about allergy shots for your cousin’s son or child support for your irresponsible sibling – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night and defeat the Ender Dragon. So come on, join us and leave all that family drama in the dust – because in the world of Minecraft, the only currency that matters is diamonds!

BlockWarsSA

arms control, artillery shell, blocks, BlockWarsSA, Conflict prevention, defense industry, Delivery, diplomatic tensions, embargo, fear, global impact, international relations, Media, military equipment, News, Poland, political decision, security concerns, south africa, Transferred, Ukraine

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	1548
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground bunker where we store all da artillery shells dat South Africa is tryna block from goin to Poland. we gotta keep em safe from bein transferred to Ukraine cuz who knows what they gonna do with em. join now and help us protect da world from a potential war breakout. plus we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? #ProtectTheShells #MinecraftMadness

Hardcore Chaos: No mercy, just chaos and mayhem! Say goodbye to your items forever!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Towns Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	hardcoreanarchy.gay
Bedrock Port	24565

Long-Running Vanilla Hardcore Deathban Minecraft Server, featuring excellent hardware and a friendly community. Most hacks do not work on the server, but you can try.

Check out the website https://hardcoreanarchy.gay to see recent deaths, leaderboards, and player statistics.

Nether Roof Enabled
Default World Border
Player Heads
Graves
Discord integration
No Admins
No Rules
No P2W
Fun cosmetic voting rewards

Join today and make your mark!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	While most hacks do not work, players can still attempt to use them at their own risk.
Are there any rules on the server?	No, the server is an anarchy server with no rules.
Is there any pay-to-win aspect on the server?	No, there is no pay-to-win feature on the server.
Are there any special rewards for voting?	Yes, players receive fun cosmetic rewards for voting.

EvergreenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
New Chunks Explored:	365495	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground spaghetti dungeon where you can feast on unlimited pasta while battling creepers and zombies. Who needs swords when you have meatballs?

2. Our server is run by a group of eccentric virtual YouTubers who will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their unique brand of humor. Get ready for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists!

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal in the Nether that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Only the bravest players dare to explore this strange realm.

4. We host weekly meme contests where players can submit their funniest Minecraft-related memes for a chance to win rare in-game items. Get creative and show off your meme-making skills!

5. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels griefers and trolls. Try as they might, no one can disrupt the peace and harmony of our quirky Minecraft community.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!

Minecraft SMP – VoreCraft: Feast or Famine

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take vore to a whole new level with our vorewife edition! Join us for some outrageous vore adventures and find your ideal vorewife/husband in the process.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground vore dungeon where you can roleplay as a giant monster devouring unsuspecting players. It’s like a twisted game of hide and seek, but with a lot more saliva.

But that’s not all! We also have a vorewife/husband matchmaking service where you can fill out a questionnaire to find your perfect vore partner. Want someone who can swallow you whole in one gulp? We’ve got you covered.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience vore like never before. Just be careful not to get too attached to your vorewife/husband, they might just eat you for dinner.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	183	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of juice boxes!

Are you tired of roommates stealing your precious juice boxes, putting your life at risk? Look no further, join our server where juice box theft is strictly prohibited!

Imagine a world where your juice boxes are safe and sound, where you can build your dream house without worrying about someone chugging all your apple juice.

Our server is a sanctuary for all diabetics and juice box enthusiasts, where you can thrive without the fear of running out of your life-saving beverage.

Don’t let a juice box thief ruin your Minecraft experience, join us now and build a world where your juice boxes are always protected. Remember, on our server, juice boxes are more valuable than diamonds!

BrunchCraft: No MIL, No Problem!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pushy in-laws trying to force their meat-eating ways on you during your wedding festivities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no omelette bars with sides of sausage here, just pure vegetarian goodness for all!

Join us for a wedding brunch like no other, where the only thing on the menu is delicious veggie delights. Say goodbye to grumbling family members and hello to pasta, bruschetta, and grilled peaches galore. Who needs “more protein” when you have a spread of mouth-watering vegetarian options at your fingertips?

So cancel that brunch with the carnivorous in-laws and come join us for a wedding celebration that respects your ethical dietary choices. Trust us, your future MIL will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it yet)!

DateRuiner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Star Shards Collected:	296
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Picture this: you’re on a date with your Minecraft crush, everything is going perfectly until a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up your romantic picnic. Talk about a mood killer! But fear not, because on our server, every date is a rollercoaster of excitement and chaos. Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have epic battles with mobs and prank wars with your friends?

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, join us now! Who knows, you might even find love in the midst of all the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

BlockyBonerz

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about battling creepers in a giant arena filled with lava and slippery ice blocks?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items for enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on our resident dragon in a game of chess for a chance to win a real-life llama as a prize.

So come on and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might just discover a new turn-on that you never knew you had.

WarCraftSupplyCo

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ores Mined:	7033	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, did you know we once had a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? yeah, it was epic.

join us and you’ll get to build your own castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and skeletons with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of llamas who can talk and give you magical powers? yeah, it’s true. join our server and you’ll be part of the most insane, action-packed adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.