Tipsycraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

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milestone, MISTAKES, long tail tag, tipsy, TipsyCraft

Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

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TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

high-risk drinking, Edition, health-related risk factors, low-risk drinking, mortality risk

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

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TipsyCraft: Stressful Sips & Gender Giggles

substance abuse, Risk, mental health, stress triggers, biological response

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON HERE, LIKE GIANT PINK LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DANCING CREEPERS THAT DROP DIAMONDS WHEN YOU KILL THEM!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A UNICORN? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A MAGICAL FOREST FILLED WITH TALKING TREES THAT GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE LOST GOLDEN PICKAXE OF LEGEND!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, alcohol control, Who, alcohol abuse, public health

come join our epic minecraft server where the WHO is actually the World Hilarious Organization and they want you to drink more alcohol so they can tax you more and fund their crazy parties! we have the wildest parties in all of minecraft land, with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so grab a drink, raise your glass, and come party with us on the most insane minecraft server in the world!

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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, younger sister, Girlfriend, Conflict, Best Friend

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where your girlfriend starts speaking gibberish and having hallucinations. But wait, it gets even crazier – her younger sister and best friend are there too, adding to the chaos.

Experience the thrill of trying to figure out if your girlfriend has been drugged or if she’s just having a wild night out in the virtual world. Will you be able to navigate through the insanity and come out on top?

Join our server now for a truly mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this wacky adventure!

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TipsyCraft

PRESSURE, feeling, control, act sober, TipsyCraft

so, like, u know how u get all stressed out in real life and u try to act all cool and collected but inside u feel like a hot mess? well, on this server, the more pressure u feel, the more fun u have! like, imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens – it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!

and, like, if u ever feel like ur brain is fried from all the stress and u just need to relax, we have the chillest virtual hot tubs where u can soak and chat with other players about the meaning of life or why creepers always gotta be creepin’.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the most epic loot hidden in the craziest places – like, one time someone found a diamond sword in a llama’s butt! true story, bro.

so, if u wanna escape reality and have a blast in a world where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), then u gotta join this server, man. it’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about ur feelings.

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TipsyCraft: Age Defying Adventures

health, substance abuse, treatment program, biological aging, intervention

come join our minecraft server, where we got all the booze you could ever want! get ready to age like a fine wine as you drink your way through our virtual world. our players have found that after just three weeks of our treatment program, they start to reverse the aging process. forget botox, just grab a beer and join us for a wild ride!

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TipsyCraft: Tipsy Adventures in Pixel Land

PIXEL, Neurodegeneration, Microtubules, Neurological Changes, Hippocampal Alterations

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Do you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further than our server, where Chronic Alcohol Exposure Alters the Levels and Assembly of the Actin Cytoskeleton and Microtubules in the Adult Mouse Hippocampus!

Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where the actin cytoskeleton and microtubules are the rulers of the land. Imagine fighting off mobs with your trusty actin sword and riding around on a microtubule steed. It’s a wild ride, my friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Drunk Mouse Gang, a group of mice who have had a bit too much to drink and now roam the land causing chaos. Will you join forces with them or fight against their drunken antics? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that alcohol and science could create such a wacky and wonderful world in Minecraft? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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TipsyCraft

Drinking, crazy antics, Memories, TipsyCraft, alcohol

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can drink is a potion of invisibility? Well, on our server, we have a whole bar set up where you can get wasted on virtual drinks while building your dream world!

One time, a player got so drunk on our server that they accidentally built a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit. It was a wild ride, let me tell you! But don’t worry, our staff is always there to make sure you don’t end up in a virtual hangover.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server and make some unforgettable drinking/drunk stories of your own! Just remember, always drink responsibly… in the virtual world, that is.

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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

craft beer, wine, TipsyCraft, gin, hard cider

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your taste in drinks? Look no further! Our server is like a never-ending party filled with sweet sugary goodness that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide. Forget about boring old beer, we’ve got potions that will make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud made of cotton candy. Join us and let’s get this sugary party started!

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