#tipsy nights – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafted Chaos or Not Crafted

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Join the MOST UNFORGETTABLE Minecraft Server, or Risk Being Forgotten Forever!

Are you tired of the mundane existence that is your life? Do you wake up each day, questioning whether the sun is real or merely a glowing potato in the sky? Well, guess what! This server is the perfect realm of chaos where all your wildest dreams can be smashed into reality! Here, galaxies collide, cookies taste like betrayal, and every block you mine tells you secrets—but only if you have the right kind of cheese in your inventory. Come! Embrace the absurdity!

Feature	Description
Gravity-less Zones	Experience the thrill of floating into the void! Warning: You may come back cooler or as a potato.
Invisible Blocks	Feel the freedom of walking through walls! Or are they really walls? Please consult the oracle inside the furnace.
Randomly Growing Villagers	Watch as villagers sprout from the ground like daisies but beware: they may also be sentient! What’s a villager with a vendetta?
Endless Hunger Games	Play until you literally become the food! You are what you eat, and you’re about to become a steak!
Dimension Shift Sundays	Every Sunday, the world could become a giant marshmallow or a black hole. Who says reality can’t change on a whim?

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version is the server? A: The version you think it is, unless you thought it isn’t. But what do you really know?

Q: Can I join with friends? A: Friends are a social construct! Join alone, join with an army of invisible potatoes, or not at all. Nothing is real!

Q: How do I earn currency? A: Currency exists in the spaces between thoughts. Really, what do you have to barter with? Your sanity?

Random Quotes From Our Delighted Players:

“to get shitfaced or not to get shitfaced”
“I tried to chase reality but it kept slipping through my fingers like sand in a tornado!”
“This server is a figment of my delusions, but I can’t stop mining the chaos!”

CraftySuccessFails
achievement, BELIEF, CraftySuccessFails, Dedication, determination, fixed mindset, goals, growth, hard work, mindset, mindset shift, motivation, perseverance, personal development, self help, self improvement, success, success mindset, success misconceptions, success myths, wrong path
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a try. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of their life. As soon as they logged in, they were greeted by a friendly group of players who welcomed them with open arms. They were given a magical pickaxe that could mine diamonds with just one hit. They built the most magnificent castle that put even the Ender Dragon to shame. And when they defeated the final boss, they were rewarded with a real-life unicorn that they could ride into battle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players from all corners of the Minecraft universe come to seek it out. Legend has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to find it?
So why waste your time on other servers that offer nothing but empty promises? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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BalticGasBlunder Minecraft Server
accident, Baltic, BalticGasBlunder, China, Destruction, diplomatic fallout, energy crisis, environmental impact, gas pipeline, Hong Kong, infrastructure damage, international incident, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, Natural Gas, negligence, political tension, Server, Ship, trade disruption, Transportation
So, like, u know that one time when China was all like oopsie daisies and accidentally blew up a gas pipeline in the Baltic Sea with a Hong Kong-flagged ship? Well, turns out that ship was actually on its way to our EPIC Minecraft server and got a little too excited and just had to make a grand entrance! Join our server for some explosive fun and chaotic adventures! Who knows what crazy accidents will happen next?! Don’t miss out on the action, come join us now!

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CraftyUkrainianGambit
aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianGambit, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, gamble, global security, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, strategic counterpunch, Tension, Ukraine, War
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Ukraine vs Russia! our players are like strategic geniuses, making epic counterpunches left and right. but watch out, it’s a massive gamble to join because you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next! build your own empire and conquer the virtual world with us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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PurrCraft: Double Regen Rate
Animals, biology, Body, cat, double, Doubling, effect, Feline, healing, health, Natural, Pets, physiology, purr, PurrCraft, Rate, REGEN, Regeneration, research, Science, Slow, UNNOTICED, wellness
hey u! ya u! r u tired of ur slow regeneration rate in minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! imagine if a cat’s purr could double ur regeneration rate in the game! u would be unstoppable! join our server and experience the power of the purr! u’ll be healing faster than u can say “meow”! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret cat shrine hidden deep in the server, u’ll unlock the ability to summon an army of purring cats to fight by ur side! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the purring begin!

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CO2Craft: Ethanol, Acetic, Formic
Acetic, acetic acid, carbon capture and utilization, carbon dioxide, carbon emissions, Catalyst, chemical engineering, chemical production, climate change, CO2Craft, environmental impact, ethanol, Formic, formic acid, green chemistry, household chemicals, innovative technology, low cost, recycling, renewable resources, selective conversion, sustainable, tin-based
join dis epic minecraft server where we turn carbon dioxide into HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS like it’s NBD. we got a low-cost, tin-based catalyst that can magically turn CO2 into ETHANOL, ACETIC ACID, and FORMIC ACID. who needs boring old trees when you can have CHEMICALS, amirite? come join us and be a part of the most eco-friendly, chemically insane server out there. let’s get LIT…erally with all these crazy conversions happening. #ChemicalMinecraftMadness

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Nostalgia Craft
batihost, Discord, MHc8JZ6XWV, Minecraft, nostalgia craft, Nostalji, Play, Server, Survival, tc
1.20.04 Survival Server
SITE: https://nostalji.play.tc IP : nostaljicraft.batihost.net DC : discord.gg/MHc8JZ6XWV
nostaljicraft.batihost.net

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The Dark Fries: Now with Extra Grease [smp] [modded]

Dark, Embeddium, EXTRA, Ferrite Core, Fries, grease, Memory Leak Fix, Modded, ModernFix, Other, simple voice chat, smp, Sound Physics Remastered, Xaeros Worldmap

The Dark Skies Server

The Dark Skies is an in development modded server focussing on Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. TDS will be running on Revivenode’s 8GB Extreme plan to ensure maximum performance and no lag. TDS has no major mods other than Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. Our modpack mostly consists of performance and client-side mods for convenience.

Mod List

Mod Name
Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod
Embeddium
Ferrite Core
Memory Leak Fix
ModernFix
Simple Voice Chat
Sound Physics Remastered
Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition (the only allowed minimap on our server)
Xaero’s Worldmap

We hope to see you here at release on August 13th!

https://discord.gg/nrPZEn32ZC

FAQ

What is The Dark Skies Server?

The Dark Skies is an in development modded Minecraft server that focuses on Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod and other performance and client-side mods.

When will The Dark Skies Server be released?

The server is scheduled for release on August 13th.

What mods are included in The Dark Skies modpack?

The modpack includes: Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod, Embeddium, Ferrite Core, Memory Leak Fix, ModernFix, Simple Voice Chat, Sound Physics Remastered, Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition, and Xaero’s Worldmap.

How can I join The Dark Skies Server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address or domain provided by the server administrators. You can also join the server’s Discord server for more information and updates.

EuropaCraft: The Blocky Adventure
Adventure, alien civilization, alien contact, blocky, conspiracy theories, cosmic enigmas, cosmic mysteries, deep space exploration, europa, Europa mission, EuropaCraft, extraterrestrial life, government cover-up, hidden agenda., Hidden Secrets, Jupiter’s moon, mysterious discoveries, NASA exploration, outer space, scientific research, space anomalies, space exploration, unknown phenomena
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is where your missing diamonds went? Well, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the secret society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world!
Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a land filled with endless riches and rare materials. But beware, the portal is guarded by a pack of deranged zombie pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have mastered the art of potion brewing. Join them in their quest to create the ultimate potion that will give you superhuman abilities and make you the most powerful player in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and uncover the mysteries that lie beneath the surface. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen who are always watching…

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Minecraft SMP: /aids/ – AI Dynamic Storytelling Legends
AetherRoom, AI Dynamic Storytelling, aid, aids, Black Forest Labs, chat models, Cowboys & Saviorfags Friday, DeepSeek-V2-0628, Director Tools, dynamic, Events, flux, General Eh Edition, GPT-4o mini, KoboldAI, Legends, Llama, Meta, Minecraft, Mistral Large, News, NovelAI, OpenRouter, smp, storytelling, themed decks, themed prompts, TogetherAI
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle? Look no further than this server, where the AI Dynamic Storytellers will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry.
Join us for endless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our chat models, like Claude and AetherRoom, will have you chatting with NPCs that will make you question your own sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our themed events, like Cowboys & Saviorfags Friday, will have you wrangling up pigs and saving the day in the most ridiculous ways possible.
And don’t forget about our latest updates, like Mistral Large 2 and Meta’s Llama 3.1 8B – because who doesn’t want to ride a llama while exploring the vast Minecraft world?
So come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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GrannyCraft Minecraft Server
baby girl, baby shower, baking, BIAS, coworker, dessert, diaper drive, draining, Fall, Granddaughter, grandma shower, GrannyCraft, IVF treatments, Minecraft, party planning committee, PRESENT, Sensitive, Server, sign up sheet, themed lunches, Workplace
Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party planning committee on steroids!
Imagine this: you log on and are greeted with themed events and parties galore. We’re talking birthday cakes, Fourth of July BBQs, and even a Cinco de Mayo taco fiesta. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that we even have a “grandma shower” for expecting coworkers. Yes, you read that right. You can bring virtual gifts for babies you’ll never meet and participate in a diaper drive like never before.
So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of baking for coworkers you barely know, all while dodging baby fever and IVF treatments? It’s a wild ride, folks. So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself craving virtual brownies and a side of outrageous workplace drama. Let’s get this party started!

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