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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3679 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1045 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.