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PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

CraftyCashback

anger, Asshole, bills, child, comfortable living, Contribution, CraftyCashback, electrics, financial contribution, Flat, Help, learning, Mortgage, Painting, parents, Payday, plugs, Repayment, rinsing, wires, Working, world works

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with demanding parents! Join us and escape the real world where your parents send you invoices for every little thing they’ve done for you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting billed for every nail and hammer your parents lent you. We promise not to charge you for living in our virtual world for 17 days, because that’s just ridiculous.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any financial burdens. Plus, we have a special “Escape Your Parents” quest where you can defeat virtual parents who constantly ask for repayment. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!

PetFailsCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the epic showdown between a pack of derpy wolves and a gang of mischievous ocelots! Watch as they battle it out for control of the server, with explosions, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman thrown into the mix!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey, a chicken riding a baby zombie, who leads players on wild adventures through dungeons filled with treasure and danger. And don’t forget about our resident prankster, the Creeper in a top hat, who loves to surprise unsuspecting players with explosive gifts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this anywhere else.

CraftyCommandJP Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

so, like, u kno how u always wanted to be in a top secret military operation in japan? well, now u can in this epic minecraft server! join us for crazy battles, secret missions, and top notch military strategy! u can be like a super cool ninja warrior fighting off evil forces and saving the world! plus, u get to upgrade ur weapons and gear to be the ultimate soldier! come join us and be a part of this historic move in the making! u won’t regret it, trust me.

HeatWaveCraft

#sustainability, blackouts, climate change, crisis management., electricity, energy consumption, energy crisis, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, grid system, heat stress, heatwave, HeatwaveCraft, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Mismanagement, power outage, renewable energy, scorching heat

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8330
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Items Found:	5560
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have so much energy you’ll never run out of power for your redstone contraptions! our server is so lit, it’s like the sun in iran during a heatwave. forget about all the mismanagement in the real world, on our server, everything runs smoothly and efficiently.

we have crazy events like a redstone building competition where the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a potato. our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending hug from a fluffy sheep.

so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. on our server, the only crisis you’ll have is trying to decide what to build next!

HypochondriaCraft

anxiety disorder, Chronic illness, Disorder, fear of illness, health anxiety, health anxiety disorder, health outcomes, Health research, health statistics, hypochondria, HypochondriaCraft, hypochondriasis, irony, LIFESPAN, medical condition, mental health, mental illness, mortality, mortality rate, Psychology, somatic symptom disorder

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	32716	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	4619
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got hypochondriasis on lock! Like, u can literally pretend to be sick all da time and no one will judge u. Plus, we got doctors in da game who can cure u with a magic potion made of diamonds and emeralds. But be careful, cuz if u pretend to be sick for too long, u might actually die in real life! It’s like a crazy social experiment, but in Minecraft. So come join us and see if u can survive longer than five years!

Atoq: Where vanilla is just a suggestion, white list is optional, and 1.19.3 is a state of mind

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchantments Applied:	296	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Minecraft Server: Atoq

Features
⏰ • 1.5+ years old world
✨ • Regular events and polls
✅ • Whitelist + Application
👥 • Active community and staff
🌌 • In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 • Lore
🔍 • Java v1.19.3
🦇 • Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/yWFrxmaN6s

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join our server, you need to apply for whitelist. Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are allowed on the server?

A: We have in game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Other mods may require approval from the staff.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: We host regular events and polls to keep the community engaged. Check our Discord server for event schedules.

Q: Can I contribute to the lore of the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to contribute to the lore of the server. You can share your ideas with the staff and community members.

CraftyShiori Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder immortality (or at least really good luck in PvP battles).

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the dreaded Creeper King, who has a penchant for exploding everything in sight. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his explosive loot? Only time will tell.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, brave adventurers!

PolskaCraft SMP: Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, edycja totalnej anime, jeeeebać, minilauta, mirasków, polska, PolskaCraft, smp, wygranej

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime victory edition! Picture this: you’re mining away and suddenly a giant anime character appears out of nowhere and starts dancing to the tune of a funky beat. And that’s not all, our server is so wild that creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of confetti when you defeat them. Join us now and experience the jeeebać mirasków madness for yourself!

DrinkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	206
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for your drink-buying skills? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about sending a drink to just one player again. We welcome all levels of social awkwardness and guarantee a judgment-free zone.

Imagine a world where you can send virtual drinks to your friends without fear of backlash. Our server is the place to be for those who want to practice their social skills in a safe and supportive environment. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual love interest while you’re at it!

Join now and experience a community where buying drinks for virtual friends is not only accepted but encouraged. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to make new friends and maybe even find your virtual soulmate. See you in the game!