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RoyalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we wuz Japkangz! Join us for a wild ride through ancient Japan where you can battle samurais, ride dragons, and build your own ninja village.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a hidden realm filled with talking pandas and magical sushi. They became the ruler of this realm and built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles on top of flying koi fish, race against other players on rainbow-colored llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Remember, we wuz Japkangz!

”NoMoreCreepers Minecraft Server”

average players, childhood memories, English soccer, following soccer, lack of grit, lack of love, lack of mood, lack of respect, Leaders, Minecraft, NoMoreCreepers, player aspirations, Players, resignation, sad moment, Server, shame, Soccer, UEFA EuroTM, watching games, worst performance, worst time

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	85	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crops Grown:	6447

Are you tired of the sad state of English soccer? Looking for a place where the players actually have some grit and love for the game? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the players wear their virtual shirts with pride, show off their skills, and actually play some soccer (well, Minecraft soccer at least).

Say goodbye to the disappointment of real-life soccer and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be resigning from is your boring old server. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s kick some blocky goals together!

AutisticSusherCraft

aita, autistic kid, AutisticSusherCraft, crying, escorted out, Father’s Day, howling, intermission, loud, Maria, Meltdown, respectful, Rude, shushing, Talking, theater etiquette, Theatre, tonight, West Side Story

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a Broadway show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the little girl who couldn’t handle West Side Story.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re building epic structures or getting into heated arguments with other players. And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just remember that at least you’re not the one who got kicked out of a musical for causing a scene.

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life drama like the one at the theatre. Just remember to be respectful to all players, even if they’re having a meltdown over a song.

BlockyBonerQuests

adult content, AskReddit, askreddit community, askreddit rules, BlockyBonerQuests, Boundaries, controversial topics, Curiosity, explicit content, explicit material, inappropriate questions, internet behavior, internet culture, internet habits, NSFW questions, online access to porn, online behavior, online etiquette, online porn, personal boundaries, social media

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Items Found:	5800	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of answering NSFW questions on askreddit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a wild ride where you can build giant phallic structures without judgment. Who needs porn when you can create your own NSFW world in Minecraft? Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can discuss their weirdest fetishes while mining for diamonds. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in our NSFW Minecraft server!

StaleWaterNeverNotSitting

bottled water, dumb, Existing, fresh water, Fridge, fridge water, sitting out, stale water, StaleWaterNeverNotSitting, Taste, Water, Water Bottle, water consumption, water container, water flavor, water freshness, water perception, water quality, Water storage, water taste, water temperature

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the water always tastes fresh, even when it’s in a bottle or straight from the fridge! It’s like magic, but with hydration! Plus, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t be dumb, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! Join us for the Dragon Quest Collab event where you can battle golems in the hills, or participate in the Moogle Treasure Trove to find epic loot. And don’t miss out on the Yo-kai Watch event re-run, running until version 7.0 because who doesn’t want to catch cute little spirits in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, come to our meetups where you can hang out with other players and have a blast. From Male Meetup Pirates to Simpsons Marathon: Vacation Edition, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old blocks when you can have golems, moogle treasure troves, and epic meetups? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

GuyGoneWild Minecraft Server

ABSENT, emotional, feeling nostalgic, guy, GuyGoneWild, Heartache, longing, longing for someone, lost love, Memories, Minecraft, miss, missing a loved one, missing an old friend, missing someone, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, reminiscing about the past, Server, wistful, yearning, yearning for love

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Buildings Constructed:	46
New Chunks Explored:	452756	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Star Shards Collected:	75	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of flying pigs and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a spontaneous dance number!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of the wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and boogie down.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real blast!

GreekCoastGoneWild

asylum seekers, criminal act, deaths, european union, Greek coastguard, GreekCoastGoneWild, human rights abuse, human trafficking, Illegal immigration, inhumane treatment, international waters, investigation, mediterranean sea, migrant boat, migrants, overboard, Refugee Crisis, rescue operation, Tragedy, tragedy at sea, Witnesses

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Animals Bred:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

LOL come join our server where we throw migrants overboard for fun! Just kidding, but seriously, our Greek coastguard-themed server is lit AF. Witness crazy boat battles, build your own refugee camp, and even participate in a game where you have to swim for your life from the coastguard. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

eaten, FailCraft, learn

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	293	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixel Purity Minecraft Server

addiction recovery, addiction support, breaking addiction, emotional well being, harmful habits, healthy choices, life without porn, lifestyle changes, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming temptation, personal growth, PIXEL, pornography addiction, Positive Change, purity, quit porn, quitting bad habits, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and not getting anything productive done? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about porn anymore. Plus, our virtual world is way more satisfying than any adult content you could ever find. So come join us and let’s build some epic structures together, because who needs porn when you have Minecraft?