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TiplessTavern Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of trying to save some extra cash? Look no further! Our server is like getting a massage and dinner for two with a $250 voucher, but with a 20% discount on your first visit. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into tipping more than you planned – we appreciate the savings just like you do! Join us for a relaxing and discount-filled gaming experience like no other. Who needs expensive tips when you can tip your hat to our amazing deals instead? -
TipWars Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a Texas Roadhouse skillet? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like waiting 30 minutes for a drink at a restaurant. Our waitresses may have attitudes, but at least they won’t rush you like our players rush to build their bases. And don’t worry about tipping, because on this server, the only tips you’ll need are for building the best structures. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pack up your blocks in less than 10 minutes, because things move fast around here! -
TipCraft: No Text, Just Deliver
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the NPCs have more integrity than that Dash driver! Join us for a world where tipping is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game currency and rare items. Our community is filled with generous players who will never ask for a bigger tip, unless it’s in the form of diamonds or enchanted gear. So come on in and experience a virtual world where kindness is always appreciated, and greed is left at the door. Who needs DoorDash when you can have a blast dashing through dungeons and slaying dragons with your fellow players? Join us now and let the adventure begin! -
NoTipNoTipNoTip
So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the servers are as bad as this one! You log on and the server greets you like 10 minutes later, doesn’t even tell you what’s on tap (like, what even is that in Minecraft?), and disappears for ages before bringing you a sour beer (because why not have weird drinks in Minecraft too?). And then, get this, he vanishes again before you can even order food! Like, what kind of service is that in a virtual world?But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.
But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.
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TipTasticCraft
Ever wondered what happens to those tips you leave on the debit machines at fast food joints? Well, on our Minecraft server, we can assure you that all those tips go straight to our virtual employees who work tirelessly to serve you the best pixelated burgers and fries in the blocky world. Join us and witness the epic battles between the burger-flipping zombies and the french fry-loving skeletons as they fight for your tips! And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the legendary secret sauce recipe that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the other players. So come on down to our server and let’s tip our virtual hats to the unsung heroes of the fast food industry! -
TipWars Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for your friends in the most epic way possible.Just like when I ordered food and the delivery driver had the audacity to insult my friend for no reason! But fear not, I put her in her place and showed her who’s boss. And that’s exactly the kind of energy you’ll find on our server – a mix of chaos, humor, and epic comebacks.
So if you’re ready to defend your friends, take on outrageous challenges, and have a blast with a community of like-minded players, then join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy situation that will have you laughing for days. Let’s make some unforgettable memories together on this wild Minecraft server!
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SettleCraft Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build settlements in the west bank just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles and insane building competitions. join us and help us ‘strengthen’ our settlements just like real life!!! who needs a palestinian state when you can join our server and dominate the land with your epic building skills!!! come join now and be a part of the most controversial minecraft server out there!!! -
CraftyCommiesWarCraft
so, like, u know how china is all buddy buddy with putin and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate revenge against that! join us and help us make china pay for propping up putin’s war! we will build giant monuments of putin and china and then blow them up with tnt! it’s gonna be epic! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our crazy schemes. come join the fun and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft land! -
GenitalCraft or CarvingCraft
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most detailed penises in all the land! Forget about loincloths, we embrace the D in all its glory. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the explosive fun. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness! -
MommaCraft: Where Longevity Rules
come join our epic minecraft server where mothers are the key to survival and longevity! ๐คฑ๐ผ our scientists have discovered that if you want to live longer and have a chill life, you gotta stick with your momma! ๐งฌ that’s right, in our server, the longer you stay with your minecraft mom, the longer your life span will be! ๐ช๐ผ๐ต๐ผwe’ve got crazy evolution happening in our server, where the species that stick with their moms evolve to have longer lives and reproduce less often! ๐ฆ๐ฆ so if you want to be a minecraft dinosaur living for centuries, you better find your minecraft mom ASAP! ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ
join us now and experience the wild world of motherly love and longevity in minecraft! ๐๐ฎ who knew that sticking with your mom could be the key to success in the game of life? ๐คฏ #mompower #longevity #minecraftmommas