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War Projector Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, escalation, escalation of conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, projector, red flags, red light, RETALIATION, rings of power, Server, strategic implications, Tehran, Tension, Vengeance, War, war projectors, WARFARE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging war projectors and red lights of severe vengeance in Tehran! Our server is so intense, even Iran is getting in on the action! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged?

But wait, there’s more! We also have red flags and rings of power for you to collect and use in your epic battles. Will you be able to handle the strategic implications of all this chaos? Join now and find out!

Weirdo Minecraft SMP Player

ANNOYING, different, distinct, eccentric, funny, Individual, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformist, offbeat, one of a kind, out of the box, peculiar, player, quirky, Schizo, self-aware, smp, socially developed, Unconventional, Unique, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Potions Brewed:	127	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that embraces the weird and wacky? Look no further than our SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of playing with a self-proclaimed schizo who may or may not be annoying at times. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their Minecraft world, am I right?

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to dive in. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our quirky community of players?

So if you’re ready to question your social development while having a blast in Minecraft, come join us on our SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the weirdness. See you in-game!

BabySwap Minecraft Server

Babysitting, BabySwap, Boundaries, child care, Communication, cousin, Decision making, family, Friend, judgement, Minecraft, misunderstanding, opinion, parenting, Perception, perspective, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, Support, Trust, trustworthiness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby with a “strange man” for 5 minutes? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate thrill of risking it all for a forgotten notebook. Our community is so chill, you can even leave your baby cousin with your friend while you go on epic quests. Who needs responsible babysitting when you have Minecraft adventures to embark on? Join now and experience the excitement of questionable decision-making at its finest!

WeddingDressCosplayWars

alterations, bride, Charity, charity shop, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay season, costume, cousin, family, Fight, Jareth, labyrinth, progress, sarah, Sarah’s ballgown, social media, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressCosplayWars

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	1776	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and cosplay shenanigans!

Picture this: you stumble upon an old school wedding dress in a charity shop, and instead of using it for a wedding, you turn it into the most epic cosplay costume inspired by Jim Henson’s Labyrinth. But wait, there’s more! Your cousin tries to buy the dress off you after seeing how amazing it turned out, causing family drama and chaos. Will you stand your ground and keep the dress for your epic cosplay, or will you give in to the pressure?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of turning a wedding dress into a cosplay masterpiece, all while dealing with family drama and intense cosplay battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

HomeOfficeHero – Minecraft SMP

career, digital nomad, entrepreneur, flexible work, freelance, Home office, HomeOfficeHero, Job, job satisfaction, Minecraft, online business, remote work, self employed, smp, telecommuter, telecommuting, telework, virtual assistant, work flexibility, work from anywhere, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	281
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of your boring 9-5 job? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling mobs! Our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who got bored of counting their money and decided to create a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need a break from your mundane job of data entry? Come join us and become a professional block stacker! Sick of dealing with annoying customers in retail? Join our server and become a master of redstone engineering!

We even have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness. So quit your boring job and join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

SuperCraftyHeroes

agility, alter ego, CAPE, comic book hero, crime fighter, dc comics, Favorite, favorite character, favorite superhero, heroism, inspiration, Justice, Marvel, mask, Role Model, Saving the Day, secret identity, SuperCraftyHeroes, SuperHero, superhuman strength, Superpowers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only superhero is Steve in his blocky armor? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be ANY superhero you want! Want to fly around like Superman and shoot lasers from your eyes? Done. Want to swing through the city like Spiderman and shoot webs at creepers? Easy peasy. Want to summon thunderstorms like Thor and smite your enemies? You got it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Super Sheep, a sheep with the power to explode and take out anything in its path. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Super Sheep, you will gain invincibility and the ability to turn all your enemies into fluffy little lambs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Just watch out for the evil Villain Villager who is always plotting to take over the world with his army of zombie minions. It’s up to you to save the day and become the ultimate hero of the server!

Battle Bones & Weapon Wars

ancient artifacts, ancient battle, ancient bones, ancient civilizations, ancient conflict, ancient history, ancient societies, ancient warfare, Ancient Weapons, ancient weapons discovery, archaeological discovery, Archaeological excavation, battle, battle analysis, battle evidence, battle study, bones, historical research, historical warfare, WARFARE, Wars, weapon, weapons

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	893077
Potions Brewed:	129	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover ancient battles and wield weapons made of bones! travel back in time 3,250 years and fight alongside different societies who traveled hundreds of kilometers just to duke it out in the ultimate showdown! uncover the secrets of the past while building your own epic kingdom in the present. join now for a bone-rattling good time!

DefendCraft | Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Cities, Communication, Coreprotect, Cozy, Creeper Farm, DefendCraft, Friends, Fun, guarantee, imagination, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Regions, Plasmo Voice, Plugin, Reliable, Safety, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, voice chat

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

We have a voice chat plugin on our server (Plasmo Voice), this way it will be more convenient to communicate with others and much more fun!

Immerse yourself in a fun time in our cozy little server! Without extra regions and donation cases. Find friends or build a super creeper farm. Your imagination decides what the server will be like!

The server has the most reliable plugin – CoreProtect. If your things are stolen, killed, blackened, or even just the text on the sign is changed, everything can be restored! Thanks to this we provide a perfect guarantee of safety against the neck

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Crafty Falcom Server #2069

Amazon ranking, Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Music, NIS America, Oath in Felghana, Prologue gameplay, Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, Server, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4634
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	6484
Buildings Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure chaos and the creepers wear top hats!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. And don’t forget to check out our secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps (good luck surviving that!).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, homog, horny, image maker, Kitty Edition, long tail, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash, picrew, picrew.me, Rentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	129	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉