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Nano Surgeons United

advanced healthcare, biomedical robot, healthcare advancements, innovative technology, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical Devices, medical robotics, medical technology, microsurgery, minimally invasive surgeries, Nano, nanotechnology, precision surgery, robotic surgery, robotics, small scale surgery, smallest robot, Surgeons, surgery innovation, Surgical procedures, tiny robot, United

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Items Found:	6858	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Votes:	7114	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server so lit that it’s like the world’s smallest biomedical robot? well, this server is so tiny, it’s like 60 percent smaller than any other server out there. u can have the most minimally invasive gaming experience ever, just like those surgeries with tiny robots. join now and experience the madness of this microscopic minecraft world!

Pixel Threads Kids

aita, child, clothes, co parenting, custody, dealership, ex husband, Gainfully employed, HOODIES, Jiffy lube, Kids, Laundry machines, pants, PIXEL, Running out of clothes, Schedule, School week, t-shirt, Threads, Transmission fluid, Transportation, Walmart

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Villages Defended:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	781
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, growth mindset., Impactful, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, mindset shift, motivation, personal development, personal growth, perspective, powerful advice, random advice, Reflection, self improvement, transformative, unexpected guidance, unexpected wisdom, valuable lesson, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	101	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5269

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, aggression, airstrikes, bombs, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Military, Missiles, putin, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft lmao. join our server and you can be part of epic battles like that every day. we have crazy pvp action with explosions galore. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the drone attacks. become the ultimate warrior and fight for your blocky life. join now and experience the chaos firsthand!

Bird Flu Block Party

bird, BLOCK, flu, Party

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dimension Hops:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

come join our minecraft server where we protect u from the evil chickens spreading avian influenza H5N1!!! we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the infected birds and craft ur way to safety. but beware, the chickens have mutated into giant, fire-breathing monsters that will stop at nothing to infect u. join us and help save the world from the poultry apocalypse!!!

Why not rent your own server for very cheap!

Cheap, Community, discordserver, Friends, Info, minecraft server, Network, Purchase, Rent, SECURITY, Server, service, setup, solution, test phase, ticket system, Value

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	75
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Service	Minecraft server hosting
Pricing	Starting at $2.50
Setup	Included, with a 2 hour test phase
Features	Customizable, secure, no package prices

FAQ

1. What is included in the setup process?

Our team will handle the setup of your Minecraft server, ensuring it is ready to play on with all necessary configurations.

2. Can I customize my server settings?

Yes, you have full control over your server settings and can customize them to suit your preferences.

3. Is the server secure?

Security is our top priority and we dedicate time to ensure that your server is secure from potential threats.

4. How can I purchase a server?

You can easily purchase a server through our Discord server via the Ticket System or visit our website for more information.

5. Can I host a server for a medium-sized community?

Absolutely! Whether for you and your friends or a larger community, we have the perfect solution to meet your needs.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, 275359140, ANONYMOUS, digital anonymity, Ethereal, internet culture, internet privacy, online behavior, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online posting, online sharing, online thread, perv, Skylands, social media

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	174	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

You’ll never know what to expect next, but isn’t that half the fun?

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, baby, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, family, Fatherhood, fatherly love, husband, infant care, intervention, maternal instincts, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, parenting concerns, Parenting styles, relationships, Safety, Server, sleep safety, Support

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

On our server, we have a 10-week-old baby who is the ruler of the land. That’s right, the baby calls all the shots and you better listen or else you’ll face the wrath of his adorable baby cries. Our husband (28M) is obsessed with this baby and will do anything to protect him, even if it means falling asleep on the couch while baby is contact napping. But don’t worry, the dog is there to keep an eye on things (or so we hope).

Join us for epic adventures like changing diapers, feeding bottles, and putting baby down for nap time with his bib still on. It’s a wild ride filled with excitement and danger (well, maybe not real danger, but you get the idea). And if you dare to question the baby’s authority, be prepared for a whole intervention from the MIL and SIL who will set you straight.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your parenting skills (or lack thereof), then join us for the ultimate baby adventure! Just remember, safety first (even if it means sleeping on the couch with one eye open).

DishyCraft: PutAwayB4Vacay

anxiety, apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, DISHES, DishyCraft, household responsibilities, passive aggressive, PutAwayB4Vacay, Respect, roommate, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, shared space

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9173
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with lazy roommates leaving their dishes everywhere? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about cleaning up after someone else again.

Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of being the designated cleaner in their living space. No more asking your roommates to do their fair share of the chores, only to be met with excuses and attitude. On our server, everyone pulls their weight and keeps the virtual kitchen sparkling clean.

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the stress of dealing with messy roommates. Join us and experience the freedom of a clutter-free environment, where the only mess you have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds.

Don’t let lazy roommates ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of shared living spaces. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

SimpleMen SMP – “Minecraft SMP”

Behavior, characteristics, Communication, Creatures, Differences, gender, habits, humor, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, observations, perspective, Preferences, Psychology, relationships, Simple, SimpleMen, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Traits, Understanding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4356	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you should join is because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And if you don’t join, they will curse your crops and make your diamonds disappear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of dead creepers roam the halls, scaring the crap out of anyone who dares to enter. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond sword that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underwater base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. It’s like a rave, but with squids and dolphins as the DJs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epicness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the craziest, most ridiculous server on the internet. LLAMAS, haunted mansions, underwater raves – what more could you ask for? Let’s get this bread, gamers!