Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about your fiancé’s mom forcing you to share your snacks or disregarding your seafood allergy. You can eat whatever you want, wherever you want, without any judgment!
But that’s not all – on our server, your fiancé won’t be burdened with taking care of his family members. No more feeding, bathing, and entertaining nieces and nephews – he can focus on his goals and ambitions without any interference from his mom. And don’t worry about last-minute cancellations for recognition days – on our server, you’re always the VIP!
Join us on our Minecraft server and let loose with hilarious stories and crazy adventures. Build your future without any toxic family dynamics holding you back. Set boundaries, prioritize your goals, and have a blast in our virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun on our server?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret treasure hunt where you can find diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and rainbows are made of marshmallows.
So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Why not!
Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire or something.
imagine sprinting through our pixelated world at lightning speed, leaving all your friends in the dust as you dominate every race. with our fine particulate matter, you’ll be breaking records left and right, making Usain Bolt look like a snail on a leisurely stroll.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the fastest minecraft player in history. just don’t forget to wear your running shoes, because you’ll be zooming past everyone in no time.
| Current Version | 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric |
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| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.
The current season started back in the middle of August in ’24.
Unlike prior seasons, the map is not planned to be reset for a very long time.
New players are joining every week, and there is almost always someone online for you to play with.
The server has a shopping district centered around spawn for all your shopping needs, and it is steadily growing.
Players can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host their own.
First of all, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, like for realzies. And our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited cake and ice cream, because why not?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will give you special powers like the ability to shoot rainbows out of your butt. And every full moon, we have a dance party with talking animals and disco balls made of glowstone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in your entire life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will regret it. But who hates fun and happiness, am I right? Join now and let the madness begin!
But that’s not all – our barber shop is run by a team of zombie pigmen who have been trained in the latest hair styling techniques. Trust us, you’ve never seen a fade like the one they can give you.
So come join our server and get ready to slay both mobs and bad hair days!