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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2515 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!