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SovietStocksRunningLow

ARMS, arms race, arms stockpiles, arms supply, Arsenal, cold war, Defense, defense industry, Military, military arsenal, military equipment, military resources, military stockpiles, military technology, russia, soviet union, Soviet weapons, Soviet-era weaponry, SovietStocksRunningLow, stockpiles, weapons

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our server for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft, where you can find weapons from the Soviet era that are running out faster than a toddler on a sugar rush! we’ve got tanks, guns, and even nuclear missiles for you to play with, because who needs diamonds when you can have a nuclear explosion in your backyard?

our spawn point is a replica of the Kremlin, complete with a vodka bar and dancing bears. you can even ride a bear into battle, because why walk when you can ride a bear?

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items like Stalin’s mustache comb and Lenin’s favorite pair of socks. who knows what other treasures are hidden in the depths of our server?

join us now and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before. just remember, in Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!

DoggyDanceParty

#earworm, 90s music, baha men, bahamas, catchy tune, Conspiracy, Dance, DoggyDanceParty, Dogs, gain, let the dogs out, most likely, Music, Mystery, Nostalgia, one hit wonder, party anthem, pop culture, Repetition, speculation, Viral song

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

YO YO YO, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE BAHAMEN LET THE DOGS OUT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE DOGS ARE RUNNING WILD AND CAUSING CHAOS EVERYWHERE! BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY SUPER FRIENDLY AND WILL HELP YOU MINE FOR DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS.

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BAHAMEN ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MINECRAFT EXPERTS? YEAH, THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE ALPHA AND HAVE BUILT THE MOST EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS YOU’VE EVER SEEN. PLUS, THEY’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE THAT THEY’LL LET YOU RAID IF YOU JOIN THE SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? THE BAHAMEN DID, AND THEY’RE READY TO TAKE YOU ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. SEE YOU IN THE GAME, DUDE!

Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

albert einstein, Einsteins, empirical results, false negative, false-positive, John Bell, Minecraft, nonlocal hidden variables, super-deterministic loophole, SuperLoop

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Crops Grown:	3335	Divine Spears Created:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!

Newcoming [Roleplay SMP]

Application Process, Brewery, Claims, Community, Crafting, Custom Items, Custom Map, Dungeons, Events, FANTASY, Grief Protection, Lore, Medieval, player-driven, Quests, Roleplay, smp, storytelling, Survival, Uptime, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Newcoming is an RP-heavy whitelist SMP set in a medieval fantasy setting where you get to write your own story and enjoy stories created by others! Explore a vast and diverse continent where the borders between worlds have grown thinner. Are you a local traveller? A guest from another world? Would you rather settle in a kingdom or roam about, not tied down by anything? Learn from both the lands and the people and watch your story unfold.

CUSTOM MAPOur map is 100% custom-built; 25k by 25k blocks total. The mainland continent covers about 19k by 14k blocks, but there are other islands out in the ocean to explore.There are a number of dungeons and other lore/quest locations with more to be added as the server goes on. Some may even be created by players themselves!

CUSTOM ITEMSWith a plethora of custom crafting and brewery recipes, our players will never run out of things to discover.

PLAYER-DRIVEN WORLDBUILDINGPlayers can create their own cities, nations and organizations, and even write the lore of our world! While there are some milestones one needs to reach to claim bigger titles (say, empire), anyone can leave a mark on this world.

CLAIMSYour builds are safe from griefing. Destruction of player-made structures can only happen if appropriate and justified in the story, if approved by the mod team. Accumulate claims blocks through playtime and protect your passion projects!

24/7 UPTIMEYou get to play no matter the timezone! While player-organized events might run at odd times if you don’t live in EU or NA, you still get to enjoy RP and worldbuilding at your own pace.

WHITELISTWe prioritize building a close-knit, friendly community of competent players over quick growth. In order to gain access to the server, you’ll have to pass our application process. Apply in our discord: discord.gg/gPX7H8U8

newcoming.net

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

80972708, BlockBuddies, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

80972708, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most absurd historians. is. this

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The next step is to download the installer for the software that you want to install. You can do this by navigating to the website of the software developer and finding the download link for the installer. Once you have downloaded the installer, you can run it by double-clicking on the downloaded file.

Follow the on-screen instructions to complete the installation process. This will typically involve agreeing to the terms and conditions of the software license agreement, choosing the installation location, and selecting any additional options that you want to include in the installation.

Once the installation is complete, you can launch the software by double-clicking on the desktop icon or by navigating to the program files and clicking on the executable file.

If you encounter any issues during the installation process, you can consult the software developer’s website for troubleshooting tips and support.

VacayDenier Minecraft Server

acquaintances, Birthday, Conflict, disagreement, Expenses, family, Financial goals, Financial Security, Friends, Frustration, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, personal objectives, Repayment, SAVING, Server, sister, special occasion, Support, unreasonable, vacation, VacayDenier

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Votes:	5482
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8344
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into lending money to your freeloading sister for her extravagant vacations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without worrying about your sister mooching off of you. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled family members telling you how to spend your hard-earned diamonds.

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only loans you’ll be dealing with are from the Minecraft villagers. Sorry, Laura, but you’re on your own this time!

ChunkyRiderz

aita, Animals, Asshole, Beach, ChunkyRiderz, deleted post, detail, fat people, fat shaming, Friends, horse riding, hurt feelings, obese, Offense, overweight, torture, vacation, vacation with friends

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of being fat-shamed by your friends for not wanting to ride a horse because of your weight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a slim jim or a chunky monkey, everyone is welcome to join our virtual world where horses are ridden by flying pigs and no one gets judged for their size.

Join us on this server where fat-shaming is a thing of the past and where you can ride your virtual horse with pride, no matter what your weight may be. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some flying pigs to ride on too! So come on down and leave the fat-shaming drama behind, because on our server, we’re all about having a good time and embracing our inner Minecraft selves.

AgeGapLove Minecraft Server

advice, age gap relationships, AgeGapLove, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, dating older, dating younger, experiences, growth, Happiness, judgment, love, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, relationships, Server, societal norms, success stories, unconventional relationships, Understanding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have Redditors who have dated people with more than a 10-year age gap sharing their hilarious and sometimes cringeworthy stories. Join us for a chance to meet your very own Minecraft sugar daddy or cougar queen! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for some age-defying adventures!

CraftyGrinzMC

bright side, cheerful, CraftyGrinzMC, Feel-Good, finding joy, Good Mood, Good Vibes, Grateful, Happiness, happiness is contagious, Happy, joy, Laughter, laughter is the best medicine, positive energy, positive outlook, positivity, simple pleasures, smiling, spreading joy, Uplifting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9221	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is full of wacky surprises like this that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that players from all over the world come to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a dancing chicken or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!