Tingling MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Bliss: No Sex, Just Blocks

Touch, blocky, warmth, rejuvenating, sex

Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining away in the depths of the server, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The rush of excitement you feel is better than any nonsexual sensation out there.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns pink and unicorns descend from the heavens to grant wishes to all players. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a majestic eagle? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best nonsexual sensation of your life. Just be sure to watch out for creepers and lava pits along the way!

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SensationalSMP – Minecraft SMP

goosebumps, Minecraft, MASSAGE, tingling, Caress

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, it’s wild! And the best part is, when you mine diamonds, you get this non-sexual physical sensation that’s like a thousand kittens purring in your ear while eating cotton candy. It’s like, who needs drugs when you have this SMP, amirite?

I heard a rumor that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods and get superpowers like being able to build a house with just one click or ride a llama into battle. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away, it’s lit AF!

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some lag, but who cares)! Let’s build a world where anything is possible and where the only rule is to have fun and be a little bit crazy. See you on the other side, my fellow blockheads!

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WhisperCraft Minecraft SMP

relaxation method, sensory feeling, trigger, Vtubers, Relaxation

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate ASMR experience! Join us and trigger your Autonomous Sensory Minecraft Response with tingling sensations throughout your body as you mine, build, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just listening to our binaural audio will have you feeling like you’re floating on a cloud. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server to give players relaxing massages with enchanted diamond pickaxes.

So come on down to our ASMR Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate tingling sensation that will have you saying “block me up, buttercup!”

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Pins and Needles Minecraft Server

exaggeration, Sensation, nerve, Server, pins

join dis server if u want to experience the thrill of stepping on pins and needles but without the pain!!! our minecraft world is filled with literal pins and needles everywhere u go, but don’t worry, they won’t actually hurt u. it’s like a weird massage for ur feet as u navigate through the world. plus, we have a secret underground society of talking needles who give u quests and rewards for completing challenges. u never know what u might find in this wacky server, so come join us for a truly unique experience!

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DaughterCraftTeacherDrama

school policy, DAUGHTER, school trip, tingling, Teacher

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re on a wild school trip? Join our server now!

Just like the teacher in this story, we promise to keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Get ready for numbness and tingling in your legs (from all the excitement, of course) and occasional bouts of nausea (from laughing too hard at our hilarious jokes).

Don’t worry, we won’t let you leave the server even if you’re struggling to walk from all the fun. And if you ever need ear defenders, we’ve got you covered – just don’t tell anyone or the music teacher might get upset!

Join now for a school trip experience like no other, where every day is an adventure and you never know what crazy antics will happen next. Who needs a bus ride when you can journey through our virtual world and have the time of your life? See you on the server, where the only rule is to have a blast!

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MineCraftyWhispers: ASMR/VTuber Edition

ASMR definition, binaural audio, JP keywords, ASMR explanation, pastebin

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our ASMR-themed server!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you feel a tingling sensation throughout your body. That’s right, we’ve incorporated ASMR triggers into our gameplay to give you the ultimate relaxation experience while you play.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with binaural audio that will soothe your soul as you explore our custom-built worlds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret ASMR cave where the tingles are off the charts!

So why wait? Join us on our ASMR Minecraft server for a truly unique and relaxing gaming experience. Who knew mining and tingles could go hand in hand?

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1999 Reverse General – Minecraft SMP

Official youtube, daily reset, rate-up banners, Minecraft, Reverse 1999

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like a reverse version of reality, where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions.

In this wacky world, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect spell cards and battle against evil mobs in turn-based combat. But beware, the Storm is coming, and only the bravest and craziest players will survive!

With no PvP elements, you can play at your own pace and enjoy the rich storytelling that our server has to offer. Plus, our game is fully voiced in 4 languages, including Pig Latin for our more cultured players.

Join us for daily resets at 10am UTC, where you’ll encounter bizarre events like Route 77: The Haunted Highway, where you’ll face off against ghostly mobs and haunted road signs.

Don’t miss out on our rate-up banners featuring characters like Ezra, the Star Support who can summon shooting stars to rain down on your enemies. And be on the lookout for upcoming banners like Argus, the Plant Support who can turn your enemies into potted plants.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure! And don’t forget to use our exclusive codes like “DiscoPendulum” and “UnbearableLightness” for some extra laughs along the way. See you in the upside-down world of our Minecraft SMP!

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Blocky Hate Haven Minecraft Server

Minority representation, Haven, marginalized groups, blocky, online harassment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place this side of the Nether! Join us if you’re tired of trannies taking over the internet – we’ve got less than 0.4% of them here, guaranteed! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures – just don’t blame us if you end up getting lost in our maze of memes and mayhem!

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New Minecraft SMP Mozilla logo just dropped

design, company update, innovation, internet, Mozilla firefox

Yo, have you heard about the latest craze on our Minecraft SMP? We just dropped our new logo inspired by a Tyrannosaurus Rex! That’s right, we’re all about embracing our prehistoric roots while building epic structures and battling it out in intense PvP matches.

Join us for a chance to ride a T-Rex into battle, mine for rare dinosaur fossils, and maybe even discover a secret underground lair where the ancient reptiles still roam. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional T-Rex rampage). Let’s make some dino-mite memories together! 🦖🔥 #TyrannosaurusCraft

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Crafty Christmas Market Minecraft Server

Outdoor events, Christmas shopping, Storm Darragh, Server, strong winds

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Storm Darragh? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kent’s biggest festive fair couldn’t handle it. We’ve got more twists and turns than a Dickensian novel, and our Christmas Market is so lit, it’s literally on fire (in a good way, we promise). Join us for a storm of fun and adventure – just make sure to hold onto your hat (or blocky helmet) because things are about to get crazy!

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