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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9972 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2674 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 59 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.
And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.
So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.