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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3981 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4113 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
