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CleanCraftyCrafts

Appointment, Blame, brother fight, CleanCraftyCrafts, cleaning lady, cleaning service, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, late arrival, missed appointment, misunderstanding, polite text message, reschedule, RESPONSIBILITY, Scheduling, social expectations, societal values, society norms, text message etiquette

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8202	Magic Items Found:	5714
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of family drama over innocent text messages? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where words like “mistaken” won’t trigger anyone! Our virtual world is a safe space where politeness is encouraged and blame is non-existent. No more fights with siblings over cleaning appointments gone wrong – just build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

SemiconductorCraft Minecraft Server

China, cybersecurity, Diplomacy, economic warfare, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, global trade tensions, international relations, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, restrictions, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, SemiconductorCraft, semiconductors, Server, supply chain, Technology, Trade, US

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	194	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even the US government had to get involved? well, this server is so fire that they had to widen sanctions and target semiconductors sent via china just to try and stop us from having too much fun. join us and be a part of the chaos, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next! come see what all the fuss is about and join the most epic minecraft server ever created.

SnowyRubleRescue

Agreement, asset transfer, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid, financial aid package, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, G7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, political decision, russia, sanctions, SnowyRubleRescue, Ukraine

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	240	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are giving away $50bn of frozen Russian assets to Ukraine!!! 😂😂😂

we got all the crazy stuff like diamond armor that makes you invincible, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

plus, our admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again! 🥔💎🐷🕶️ #potatopower

ScanCraft: Where Savings Stay with Us!

Automation, business model, cashiers, Consumer, convenience, cost saving, customer experience, customer service, efficiency, employment, Labor, Pricing, profit margins, Retail, retail industry, savings, ScanCraft, self-scanners, shopping, stay, Technology, technology adoption, wages

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, did you know that the pigs can fly and the cows can do the cha-cha? yeah, man, it’s wild.

but that’s not even the best part. like, on this server, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. yeah, man, it’s like a freakin’ fantasy land up in here.

and get this, on this server, the creepers are actually friendly. like, they’ll come up to you and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a total mind trip, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta come check this one out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PolarizedCraft: Extreme Views & Extreme Actions

actions, ambivalence, Beliefs, compensation, discomfort, EXTREME, extreme actions, extreme beliefs, extreme support, extreme views, feelings, Insecurity, polarized views, PolarizedCraft, political violence, promote, study, Support, Views, Weak

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mines Excavated:	4651
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A POLITICAL DEBATE GONE WILD!

WE GOT AMBIVALENCE AND POLARIZED VIEWS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

FEELIN’ WEAK OR INSECURE ABOUT YOUR BELIEFS? NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME!

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE EXTREME ACTIONS THOUGH, THEY’LL HAVE YOU BUILDIN’ CASTLES AND FIGHTIN’ DRAGONS IN NO TIME!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE WHERE YOUR BELIEFS TAKE YOU! (PRO TIP: BRING SNACKS, YOU’LL NEED ‘EM)

BONUSGRIEF Minecraft server

Account.., banner, BONUSGRIEF, description, Fun, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2555	Animals Bred:	63

The owner of the server “BONUSGRIEF” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.217.53.188:25963

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and pureness collide – No hacks allowed, just good ol’ anarchy s’il vous plaît!

Active, Allies, Allowed, Anarchy, betray, borders, Chaos, collide, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escaping, Good, Hacks, map size, Nether, ONLINE, plait, Players, pureness, PvP, semi anarchy, Server, SIL, Simply, Spawn, starter base, Survival, tb, Vanilla, Video, vous

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Potions Brewed:	156
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Simply Vanilla Server Overview:

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I hack or dupe on the server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players found violating these rules will be banned.

2. What are the server’s features?

Simply Vanilla offers vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof for players to explore and build in.

3. How long has the server been online?

Simply Vanilla has been online since 2019 with an active community of players and a strong discord presence.

4. How do I escape spawn on the server?

For a guide on how to escape spawn, you can watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, players are free to make allies, betray, and conquer bases on Simply Vanilla. However, hacking and duping are still not allowed.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

below, Clingy, CraftyCreeperz, DESPERATE, Fit in, Help, hygiene, LEVEL, metrics, Minecraft, Norman, Server, socially inept, UNCOMFORTABLE, woman naked

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

PrivateFollowers Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, derogatory language, discrimination, Followers, Hate Speech, Homophobia, internet safety, LGBTQ, lists, make private, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, online safety, privacy, privacy settings, Private, PrivateFollowers, respectful communication, Server, social media

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchantments Applied:	153

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecraft player in history? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most absurd, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to keep your sense of humor and your pickaxe at the ready – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

10th, Allowance, baby, Baecation, Birth, Birthday, Blood, Boyfriend, Chores, Christian, family, Father, hang out, last child, mom, mommas, parents, puke, School, Siblings, train rides, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, weekend

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Magic Items Found:	2773

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!