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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6321 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 483 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
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